heck...tried to post from an e-mail.....wouldn't go......well....laugh at that !

No joke - true story. As I was in my dining room at the computer, I heard a noise in the living room. I turned around and looked to see what it was. My little yorkie dame was drinking out of the top of my mug of water. All the times I picked up my water to sip, I always thought it strange that it was half gone.
Yeah, and that silly little male of mine likes to sneak bites of my salad. I didn't know dogs like lettuce, very strange. They love cooked cauliflower, carrots, grean beans, hearts of palm and peas.
I had a part time/stray cat that was a strict vegetarian.
had a cat that would eat anything I ate...veggies, fruit anythiing...but the trick......u had to eat it first!!!! u would offer her some and she turn her nose and then u call her name and she would watch me eat what ever it was and then I wold offer her some,,,,she would eat
paranoid???? rofl
My Shepherd eats anything I do..we share everything away from the table. When I am eatting at the table..she stays away. Her favorite snack? Watermelon and crunchy cheetos!
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies.. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
Wow! Never knew any dogs that would eat vegies. I had a cat that would eat apples and lemons.