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MXBNW....from the REO group mainly. Today is his turning day !
Peach rings at Michaels !!!! (Trolli brand)
Peach rings at Michaels !!!! (Trolli brand)
Thanks! I found some at a Wal-greens on Sligh Ave. (we were looking for med supply and fishing gear!)
Okay, here's a good one. These are jungle animals getting drunk on the marula fruit
I have been to that party! The next day is killer!
My friend gave me a bottle of Murula fruit cream. I can only drink it in coffee..it's smooth but packs a whallop!
My friend gave me a bottle of Murula fruit cream. I can only drink it in coffee..it's smooth but packs a whallop!
Really? I've never even heard of the marula fruit until a couple of days ago. I really chuckled @ the elephant shaking the tree and the poor little monkey in the top of it hanging on for dear life.
I like your new Lady Arwen avi, Classy.
THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON'T
1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton.
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (.........) paper.
3. The dot over the letter i is called a 'title'.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. (that makes my day!)
5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
6. 40% of Mc Donald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. (Just as I suspected)
10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small-sized dog.
12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).
14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. (The Little Perv.)
15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine
16. Upper and lower-case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.
17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time, hence, multi-tasking was invented.
18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!
21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, or silver!
22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.
25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. (good to know.)
26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)
27. The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples.
30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
32. "Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.
33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it. (I need to remember this.)
34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the E woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her off to jail."
1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton.
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (.........) paper.
3. The dot over the letter i is called a 'title'.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. (that makes my day!)
5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
6. 40% of Mc Donald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. (Just as I suspected)
10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small-sized dog.
12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).
14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. (The Little Perv.)
15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine
16. Upper and lower-case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.
17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time, hence, multi-tasking was invented.
18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!
21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, or silver!
22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.
25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. (good to know.)
26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)
27. The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples.
30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
32. "Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.
33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it. (I need to remember this.)
34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the E woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her off to jail."
(fish scales are what makes all your make up frosty...eyeshadow....nail polish...)
This is always enjoyable to read ! Really should save it !!
Didn't remember the catsup tho !
This is always enjoyable to read ! Really should save it !!
Didn't remember the catsup tho !
Well I guess I'll start eating a lot of raw celery/apple salads; maybe the xtra calories used will cancel out the dressing on it. And I didn't know that about chewing gum b4 peeling onions - amazing.
Diller has been married and divorced twice. She also dated Earl "Madman" Muntz, a pioneer in oddball TV and radio ads. She had six[14] children from her marriage to her first husband, Sherwood Anderson Diller. Her first child was Peter (b. 1940;[15] d. 1998 of cancer).[16] Her second child Sally, born in 1944,[14] has suffered from schizophrenia most of her life.[17] Her third child, a son, lived for only two weeks in an incubator.[18] A daughter, Suzanne, was born in 1946,[19] followed by another daughter Stephanie (b. 1948[20] d. 2002 of a stroke)[21] and a son Perry (b. 1950).[22] Diller's second husband was actor Warde Donovan.[23] Her youngest son Perry, now 60, oversees her affairs today.[citation needed] Diller is not the mother of actress Susan Lucciand T.V personality Dorothy Lucey, despite an urban legend to that effect, frequently passed through viral emails under trivia headings such as "Did You Know...?"[24]
Well, I plan on chewing gum next time I dice onions; I'll let you know if that's true or not.
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