A Smile for you

[Mary Kay]

Sorry, having men troubles! My first ex e-mailed to say he was in Afghanistan doing elecrical contract work..I rolled my eyes, he has a leg wound that won't heal, I am sure that sand is doing him no good!
My second ex is having woman trouble and called to talk about it. Mike says he just needs to man up...another roll eyes.
Mike is just driving me nutz! That's not new..but he calls me on the intercom every 5 minutes to help him with his lap top..like I know what to do! He has discovered Hulu, so he watches it while watching the T.V.....MEN!

 

[Seabrook]

Well I can understand Mike's frustration on the laptop. Software changes so often now that I just learned Vista on my laptop and now my new CPU has Windows 7, but I don't see much that has changed that I really need to concern myself with.

Amazon has a new deal for downloading unlimited movies. IIRC, it's part of their Prime membership which is either $70 or $80 per year. A former co-worker and I used to split the cost of a membership and it worked out really well. Primer members don't pay any shipping costs on anything. Ha ha ha, I couldn't remember why I was telling you this, and then it came to me. I was going to mention it to you as a possibility if your Mike gets bored in bed. I prefer books to movies, myself.

Sorry your ex is having woman trouble MK, j/k, I just couldn't resist.

 

[classwife]

What is Hulu ????

 

[classwife]

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause :

Itchy, .....y, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho !!!

 

[Fudgey]

 

[Mary Kay]

Hulu - Watch your favorites. Anytime. For free.
You can watch T.V. If it aired today..it will be on Hulu tomorrow. Movies, Video clips and other stuff.

I am the Middle one..sleepy! That was cute!

 

[Lisa66]

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause :

Itchy, .....y, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho !!!

Classy, isn't there one named "Flaky", or "Skippy", for perimenopause?

 

[Mary Kay]

Classy, isn't there one named "Flaky", or "Skippy", for perimenopause?

LOL! Love it!

 

[classwife]

Lol !!!!!!!!

 

[Seabrook]

LOL, that's cute. I love the dwarfs. I can identify with sweaty when I forget to turn my fan on before I go to bed.

 

[Fudgey]

Classy, isn't there one named "Flaky", or "Skippy", for perimenopause?

LOL, that's cute. I love the dwarfs. I can identify with sweaty when I forget to turn my fan on before I go to bed.

That's me with or without the fan

 

[classwife]

 

[Fudgey]

That's funny....fits that song just perfect!!

 

[Mary Kay]

I am cracking up! So perfect!

 

[Fudgey]

 

[Michele]

...isn't gravity grand? ...NOT.

 

[classwife]

Love it !!!!!

 

[Mary Kay]

She just needs to tuck under her belt!

 

[Fudgey]

She just needs to tuck under her belt!

 

[Seabrook]

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blond, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

"I guess it's to hang your pants on."