I been with mine for 26 years and she knows me well. She asked me not long ago why I keep doing things that I know will anger her and I told her I might as well give her a valid reason to be mad and save her the trouble of dreaming up a reason.... That one lasted a few weeks lol
Haha,that's a good one,i'll have to remeber that,i'm sure it will come in handy in the next few days haha.She alway's gets the mail before i get home,and usually doesn't say anything if a small package shows up,but there's been a few times they were a bit bigger,so i just play it off,"Oh that one,i ordered that the same time as that other one like a month ago,remember,i told you back then there was one more coming,wow it took a long time to get here,must have been on back order or something" haha.It never works,but hey she should give me an A for effort.