Air Piano

I like air drums myself. Better workout and your neighbors won't yell at you at 3 AM.

 

i like to play the skin flute, in my pajamas when gramma isn't looking

 

Sometimes I have a drag on an air cigarette. Its weirdly satisfying on some occasions. Makes me wonder whats in the air on those occasions, so I look around and check for chem trails.

 

I like to rock out with some air bagpipes myself.

 

Would love to see that video.

 

But is apparently in the same room? Double ew.

 

Getting away with it is half the fun.

 

Watch out for "bagpipe lung". I just found out its a thing. Air bagpipe lung might also kill you.

 

I was always fond of my air didgeridoo more than my piano. The piano just gets too dusty and isn't very portable for when I want to serenade a traveling troop of raving lemmings.

 

Why stop there? There are all sorts of air instruments you can play.
Air instrument - Wikipedia
I'm thinking of putting an air band together

 

I'll join if we play 80s air metal

 

My beagle just played air trumpet, I can smell it.

She just gave me that sheepish sideways look

 

Air bagpipes cannot cause bagpipe lung ... playing air bagpipes is only dangerous if someone sees you playing air bagpipes, which usually results in the witnesses removing all children (gawd, what about the children!) from the area and then calling the authorities, possibly resulting in institutionalization or worse (being taken to an actual bagpipe festival).

Not going to happen. See above ... far too dangerous for the likes of me!

 

Beagles are an air instrument.

 

True that. It was a nasty rumor that started from air bagpipe factory workers that contracted baggus obliterous from working in a cloud of bagpipe notes for 10 hours per shift. No air bagpipe players have actually contracted BO from just playing. Damn AABZ!