My story is very real. That I loved that alien. Except for me saying i did cpr on itPlease take this down!
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My story is very real. That I loved that alien. Except for me saying i did cpr on itPlease take this down!
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How to start a warranty claim? - SMOK® Innovation keeps changing the vaping experience!
When shops contact Smok, they don't get warranty support. It's not listed how long the device is warranted for either. So it's effectively whatever the shop is willing to do as a return and eat the cost.
It deserved worth repeating. My appologies for not attributing the quote to you.This looks familiar![]()
It deserved worth repeating. My appologies for not attributing the quote to you.
You know the guy???? Dude, I heard about that....My cousin heard a story about a friend who had a friend who's brother had a Smok product. It failed. Spectacularly. His Smok was faulty, went thermal and blew up, knocking him out of his chair and sending Smok shrapnel into his eyes. The blindness caused him to accidently steer his boat over the last surviving pacific blue tipped wright whale (making the species extinct) and right into a US Navy supply vessel, which was carrying a massive amount of conventional and experimental explosives. The Navy ship's conventional explosives detonated whereby emergency safety systems ejected the nuclear payloads to the bottom of the ocean - right over a fault line. The one nuclear that couldn't be disarmed exploded when it hit the seafloor taking the other H bombs with it. The explosion had enough force to shift the fault which caused a Tsunami 15 feet high to hit Japan and cause an earthquake and the Fukushima Nuclear plant meltdown with an estimated 20K deaths so don't tell me what to say about Smok devices or any other device! It's my right sir and I'll thank you to remember it!
My cousin heard a story about a friend who had a friend who's brother had a Smok product. It failed. Spectacularly. His Smok was faulty, went thermal and blew up, knocking him out of his chair and sending Smok shrapnel into his eyes. The blindness caused him to accidently steer his boat over the last surviving pacific blue tipped wright whale (making the species extinct) and right into a US Navy supply vessel, which was carrying a massive amount of conventional and experimental explosives. The Navy ship's conventional explosives detonated whereby emergency safety systems ejected the nuclear payloads to the bottom of the ocean - right over a fault line. The one nuclear that couldn't be disarmed exploded when it hit the seafloor taking the other H bombs with it. The explosion had enough force to shift the fault which caused a Tsunami 15 feet high to hit Japan and cause an earthquake and the Fukushima Nuclear plant meltdown with an estimated 20K deaths so don't tell me what to say about Smok devices or any other device! It's my right sir and I'll thank you to remember it!
@HauntedMyst , you always come along to shave the day! (Not a typo).
If I ever can afford it, I'd like to hire you someday as my zany apologist. I already have a personal assistant in mind, but no one can dada like you dada.
It's an underappreciated skill!!!!
Anna
Love treat day.
Ok, now you're just making stuff up.Thank you both. Now I am all tense because this guy assailment of my first amendment rights has caused me to clench up, there by causing a hemorrhoid flare up. So in a very indirect way, Smok products can lead to hemorrhoids! I've never owned one but none of my mods have ever given me hemorrhoids!
Get pregnant, @HauntedMyst , just do it. Don't make me tell you about it, but it's far worse than Smok.
Internal hemorrhoids are one thing.... But when you give birth, all those suckers come OUTSIDE due to the massive.... mass... of the object you are propelling out of you. I never had need of the big H cream, but there's a reason that they give you that damn donut to sit on after birth, and it has NOTHING to do with the state of your vagina!!!
It will make your smok worries pass away into the wind, as you contemplate the "miracle" of "birth." I consider it a miracle that any woman does it more than once, but there's this "I forget how bat that was gene."
Never had a use for witch hazel, not until that time. I still remember the donut like it was yesterday. Just get someone to knock you up, you'll never worry about Smok again.
Anna
We should start censoring users' personal experience with the products so that a few can coddingly proclaim their love to Smok.
So did I, at the time. You know, thought I'd share.
Anna
Must be a magician, turning what I said into censorship!