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Maybe a little Ripple in my husbands beer might help him. I don't drink. Maybe I should start.
2 yo twins for 6 weeks in my house - heart attack
This was recently sent to me, if this offends anybody, please do not hesitate to delete the post, it is not my intention to offend anybody, I thought it was really funny and a brilliant/genius password.
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Edit: I do not know why it is splitting the up the word Sacramento, it looks fine in the edit, oh well
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Edit: I do not know why it is splitting the up the word Sacramento, it looks fine in the edit, oh well
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Your probably right - whats not to like::::
When he was running for president, Obama condemned George Bush for adding $4 trillion to the national debt over eight years, calling it "irresponsible" and "unpatriotic." Now in less than four years Obama's administration has already added almost $6 trillion to the debt. That means he is on track to triple Bush's debt increase over eight years
President Obama vowed to cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term.
Instead, Obama has averaged deficits nearly three times than that of his predecessor
Since Obama took office, the national debt has increased from about $10.6 trillion to more than $16 trillion,
not to mention a forced national health care that he and the congress is exempt from.
The basic definition of capitalism is that ownership of the economic system belongs to the individuals, not the government.
The government taking over health care is socialism, and will hurt the American economy because it takes away the natural competition of capitalism. Obamacare is the most expensive bill passed in the history of the United States and will be paid for by TAXES from those who work.
WOW, honesty is the best policy.
I researched both candidates extensively far as ; christian values , education , family life , morals and values , job creation , work experiance , business management , envestments , organizational skills , human resources , money management , the ability to lead....ect.....
So I voted for _________ because he's cute !
I researched both candidates extensively far as ; christian values , education , family life , morals and values , job creation , work experiance , business management , envestments , organizational skills , human resources , money management , the ability to lead....ect.....
So I voted for _________ because he's cute !
You're a smart guy D, you don't honestly believe that universal healthcare is an example of Socialism, do you?
And while I'm on the subject...here's a quick list of things Obama succeeded in doing during his first term as president...
The government taking over health care is socialism, and will hurt the American economy because it takes away the natural competition of capitalism. Obamacare is the most expensive bill passed in the history of the United States and will be paid for by TAXES from those who work.
- Tax credits for up to 29 million individuals to help pay for health insurance
- Expansion of Medicaid to all individuals under age 65 with incomes up to 133 percent of the federal poverty level
- Require health insurance plans to disclose how much of the premium actually goes to patient care
- Added 4.6 billion USD to the Veterans Administration budget to recruit and retain more mental health professionals
- Significantly increased funding for the Violence Against Women Act
- Lifted restrictions granting Cuban Americans unrestricted rights to visit family and send remittances to the island
- Eliminated subsidies to private lender middlemen of student loans and protect student borrowers
- Increased funding for national parks and forests by 10%
- Significantly expanded Pell grants, which help low-income students pay for college
- But to top it all off, he doesn’t get carded when he tries to buy cigarettes, unlike Paul Ryan…
D
i think you're being a bit too picky.
Yes, the deficit went from 10 to 16 Trillion, 23 million are unemployed, 47 million are on foodstamps, Israel is about to go to war, Iran has the bomb, the liberal media glosses over hard facts...the jobs numbers came out just today at well over 400,000 unemployed - but that's Sandy's fault. How about;
#1 Under Bill Clinton, the average unemployment rate was 5.2 percent. Under George W. Bush, the average unemployment rate was 5.3 percent. Under Barack Obama, things have been much worse. The month after he took office the unemployment rate rose above 8 percent and it has stayed there ever since.
#2 Under Barack Obama, the velocity of money (a very important indicator of economic health) has plunged to a post-World War II low.
#3 Real median household income has decreased by more than 4000 dollars since Barack Obama entered the White House.
#4 The United States has plenty of oil and we should not have to import it from the Middle East. Unfortunately, Barack Obama has an absolutely nightmarish energy policy. Under Bill Clinton, the number of drilling permits approved rose by 58 percent. Under George W. Bush, the number of drilling permits approved rose by 116 percent. Under Barack Obama, the number of drilling permits approved decreased by 36 percent.
#5 When Barack Obama took office, the average price of a gallon of gasoline was $1.85. Today, the average price of a gallon of gasoline is $3.71.
#6 Under Barack Obama, the United States has lost more than 300,000 education jobs.
#7 Since Barack Obama became president, the number of long-term unemployed Americans has risen from 2.7 million to 5.2 million.
#8 For the first time in the post-World War II era, the employment-population ratio has not bounced back after a recession. The percentage of working age Americans with a job has been below 59 percent for 35 months in a row.
#9 While Barack Obama has been president, U.S. home values have fallen by another 12 percent.
#10 More than three times as many new homes were sold in the United States in 2005 as will be sold in 2012.
#11 Electricity bills in the United States have risen faster than the overall rate of inflation for five years in a row.
#12 When Barack Obama first entered the White House, an ounce of gold was going for about $850. Today, the price of gold is over $1630 an ounce.
#13 Since 2008, our economy has lost 1.3 million jobs while at the same time 3.6 million more Americans have been added to Social Securitys disability insurance program.
#14 The number of Americans on food stamps has grown from 31.9 million when Barack Obama took office to 46.4 million today. How much more hope and change are we going to be able to endure?
#15 As I wrote about the other day, it is being projected that Obamacare will add 16 million more Americans to the Medicaid rolls.
#16 If you can believe it (and this really is hard to believe), more than half of all Americans are now at least partially financially dependent on the government.
#17 The total amount of money that the federal government gives directly to the American people has grown by 32 percent since Barack Obama became president.
#18 Under Barack Obama, federal spending as a percentage of GDP (25 percent) is the highest that it has been since World War II.
#19 The Obama administration has been spending money on some of the most insane things imaginable. For example, in 2011 the Obama administration spent $592,527 on a study that sought to figure out once and for all why chimpanzees throw poop.
#20 The U.S. government has run a budget deficit of well over a trillion dollars every single year under Barack Obama.
#21 Under Barack Obama, U.S. debt was downgraded from AAA status for the first time ever.
#22 Since Barack Obama took office, the U.S. national debt has increased by 50 percent.
#23 Since Barack Obama became president, the U.S. national debt has increased by an average of more than $64,000 per taxpayer.
#24 During the Obama administration, the U.S. national debt has grown more than it did from the time that George Washington became president to the beginning of Bill Clintons second term as president.
Yet, you're forgetting about the free phones!
i think you're being a bit too picky.
Yes, the deficit went from 10 to 16 Trillion, 23 million are unemployed, 47 million are on foodstamps, Israel is about to go to war, Iran has the bomb, the liberal media glosses over hard facts...the jobs numbers came out just today at well over 400,000 unemployed - but that's Sandy's fault. How about;
#1 Under Bill Clinton, the average unemployment rate was 5.2 percent. Under George W. Bush, the average unemployment rate was 5.3 percent. Under Barack Obama, things have been much worse. The month after he took office the unemployment rate rose above 8 percent and it has stayed there ever since.
#2 Under Barack Obama, the velocity of money (a very important indicator of economic health) has plunged to a post-World War II low.
#3 Real median household income has decreased by more than 4000 dollars since Barack Obama entered the White House.
#4 The United States has plenty of oil and we should not have to import it from the Middle East. Unfortunately, Barack Obama has an absolutely nightmarish energy policy. Under Bill Clinton, the number of drilling permits approved rose by 58 percent. Under George W. Bush, the number of drilling permits approved rose by 116 percent. Under Barack Obama, the number of drilling permits approved decreased by 36 percent.
#5 When Barack Obama took office, the average price of a gallon of gasoline was $1.85. Today, the average price of a gallon of gasoline is $3.71.
#6 Under Barack Obama, the United States has lost more than 300,000 education jobs.
#7 Since Barack Obama became president, the number of long-term unemployed Americans has risen from 2.7 million to 5.2 million.
#8 For the first time in the post-World War II era, the employment-population ratio has not bounced back after a recession. The percentage of working age Americans with a job has been below 59 percent for 35 months in a row.
#9 While Barack Obama has been president, U.S. home values have fallen by another 12 percent.
#10 More than three times as many new homes were sold in the United States in 2005 as will be sold in 2012.
#11 Electricity bills in the United States have risen faster than the overall rate of inflation for five years in a row.
#12 When Barack Obama first entered the White House, an ounce of gold was going for about $850. Today, the price of gold is over $1630 an ounce.
#13 Since 2008, our economy has lost 1.3 million jobs while at the same time 3.6 million more Americans have been added to Social Securitys disability insurance program.
#14 The number of Americans on food stamps has grown from 31.9 million when Barack Obama took office to 46.4 million today. How much more hope and change are we going to be able to endure?
#15 As I wrote about the other day, it is being projected that Obamacare will add 16 million more Americans to the Medicaid rolls.
#16 If you can believe it (and this really is hard to believe), more than half of all Americans are now at least partially financially dependent on the government.
#17 The total amount of money that the federal government gives directly to the American people has grown by 32 percent since Barack Obama became president.
#18 Under Barack Obama, federal spending as a percentage of GDP (25 percent) is the highest that it has been since World War II.
#19 The Obama administration has been spending money on some of the most insane things imaginable. For example, in 2011 the Obama administration spent $592,527 on a study that sought to figure out once and for all why chimpanzees throw poop.
#20 The U.S. government has run a budget deficit of well over a trillion dollars every single year under Barack Obama.
#21 Under Barack Obama, U.S. debt was downgraded from AAA status for the first time ever.
#22 Since Barack Obama took office, the U.S. national debt has increased by 50 percent.
#23 Since Barack Obama became president, the U.S. national debt has increased by an average of more than $64,000 per taxpayer.
#24 During the Obama administration, the U.S. national debt has grown more than it did from the time that George Washington became president to the beginning of Bill Clintons second term as president.
Yet, you're forgetting about the free phones!
Guys a bit offtopic and not even an anecdote but I have something to celebrate and enjoy this evening with my brand new UFS mouthpiece, brass inside pieces tuned, kicked GGTS, a tank full of pipesauce and of course a bottle of beer! 
the best combination ever Manni!!! Enjoy it buddy
Guys a bit offtopic and not even an anecdote but I have something to celebrate and enjoy this evening with my brand new UFS mouthpiece, brass inside pieces tuned, kicked GGTS, a tank full of pipesauce and of course a bottle of beer!
THE FROG
A young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says: "Pet Sex Frogs! Now only $9.99! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. After looking at the instructions...
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into something sexy.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
...she gets even more excited, and whispered softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As soon as she gets home she follows the instructions to the letter -- but to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me stupid! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time...."
A young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says: "Pet Sex Frogs! Now only $9.99! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. After looking at the instructions...
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into something sexy.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
...she gets even more excited, and whispered softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As soon as she gets home she follows the instructions to the letter -- but to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me stupid! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time...."
aaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Great Steve!!
hahaha, you know me better than me Steve!!
Maybe its time for us to open a pet shop?
Maybe its time for us to open a pet shop?
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