Anecdotes

[utal]

485€ without taxes is the minimum (official) salary in Portugal.. every day there are new troika demands, now everyone that have no job, is obligated to do community work, 15bhours per week divided for 3 days.. so it's easy to understand that the bosses are very happy because there will be less contacted people and more free work.. payed by the taxes that other ppl who work discounts every month! I see the ppl very quite, nothing compared like Greece and Spain (started the austerity this week).. hope to see ppl unhappy and more manifests, or else the government will push and define rules for ever..

 

[imeothanasis]

The worse thing is that if something go wrong it never goes right again. Troika and other methods is the new secret to make people as poor as possible

 

[utal]

at least we have GG to make us more healthy and less poor since medic visits are starting to be for rich ppl and the tobacco is +4€ per package

 

[imeothanasis]

axaxa, sure utal. 4 euros for one pack of cigarettes. Its crazy!!!!!!!

 

[Torqueguy]

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit
lonely.. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone
books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills
flexing in the photo.. He had all the right muscles in all the right
places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs
and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his
well-oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know.. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage.. I'd like you to come to my motel
room and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you.. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex.. I want it hot, and I want it
now.. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've
got in your bag of tricks.. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me
up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything, I'm ready!!. Now how does that sound?"
He said; "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press
9 for an outside line."

 

[imeothanasis]

axaxaxaxaxaxa, thats was extremely nice torq!!

 

[dspin]

 

[Devonmoonshire]

DSPIN this one is SOOOO True, I posted this very same Pic on my Social Network account many years ago. I live by these words.

Nate aka Darth Vapor

 

[dspin]

 

[CaptSteve]

Hahahaaaa good one Torq.

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit
lonely.. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone
books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills
flexing in the photo.. He had all the right muscles in all the right
places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs
and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his
well-oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know.. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage.. I'd like you to come to my motel
room and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you.. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex.. I want it hot, and I want it
now.. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've
got in your bag of tricks.. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me
up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything, I'm ready!!. Now how does that sound?"
He said; "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press
9 for an outside line."

 

[imeothanasis]

ooooooo, that was great dspin, just great!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dspin]

For your Consideration


Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest: Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400.00 in your private account for your use.

However, this prize has rules, just as any game has certain rules.

The first set of rules would be:


Everything that you didn't spend during each day would be taken away from you.


You may not simply transfer money into some other account.

You may only spend it.


Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens your account with another$86,400.00 for that day.


The second set of rules:


The bank can end the game without warning; at any time it can say, Its over, the game is over! It can close the account and you will not receive a new one.

What would you personally do?


You would buy anything and everything you wanted right? Not only for yourself, but for all people you love, right? Even for people you don't know, because you couldn't possibly spend it all on yourself, right? You would try to spend every cent, and use it all, right?

ACTUALLY This GAME is REALITY!

Each of us is in possession of such a magical bank. We just can't seem to see it.

The MAGICAL BANK is TIME!

Each morning we awaken to receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of life, and when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is NOT credited to us.


What we haven't lived up that day is forever lost.

Yesterday is forever gone.

Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your account at any time....WITHOUT WARNING.

SO, what will YOU do with your 86,400 seconds?

Those seconds are worth so much more than the same amount in money

Think about that, and always think of this:

Enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.

So take care of yourself, be Happy,

Love Deeply and enjoy life!

Here's wishing you a wonderful and beautiful day.

Start spending.

 

[Mosin_Sergei]

Time inevitably DSPIN.
In life there is no stopwatch is pause or stop button ...

 

[dspin]

Your right Sergei, life is flying by for all of us, though when I was a child, I thought age 10 would never come. We were told when we were 10 we would no longer be a baby. I remember that - hahaha.

 

[Stormynights]

I remember when I was young getting irritated because I was being whistled at all the time. I really wished it would stop. Eventually it did stop. I thought this is really nice. Years later I walked to the mailbox and somebody whistled at me. It really perked me up and I thought how good it felt. Go figure. As a child we want to be grown-up. When you are old you wish for your youth and think it would be nice to be somebody's baby.

Your right Sergei, life is flying by for all of us, though when I was a child, I thought age 10 would never come. We were told when we were 10 we would no longer be a baby. I remember that - hahaha.

 

[dspin]

Even males in the bird world tire of the chirping

 

[fed71]

Men will never understand women because
Short maiden memory smoothly into the women's secrets and ends senile marasmus ...

 

[Stormynights]

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued - and WON! (Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

 

[fright88]

Lmao epic!!!

 

[fed71]

2 Stormynights
This is super!

Unquestionable truth:
The captain knows everything, but the rats know more ...