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ααααααααααααααααααhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, she wasnt a blonde, was she Stormy????
A young man comes before a customs agent.
A: "State your citizenship."
B:"American" (pronounced with a Spanish accent).
A: "Hold on there, buddy. Say that again."
B: "I sed American."
A: "I'm going to give you a test."
B: "No, no senor, no need for test, I tell you I"m American."
A: "Yeah, sure buddy. OK, let's see, ... I've got it. Make a sentence with the following colors: green, pink and yellow."
B: "Oh senor, I tell you I'm American. But OK, let's see... I was at my bruder-in-laws house and the phone went 'green, green, I pinked it up and sed yellow"
A: "State your citizenship."
B:"American" (pronounced with a Spanish accent).
A: "Hold on there, buddy. Say that again."
B: "I sed American."
A: "I'm going to give you a test."
B: "No, no senor, no need for test, I tell you I"m American."
A: "Yeah, sure buddy. OK, let's see, ... I've got it. Make a sentence with the following colors: green, pink and yellow."
B: "Oh senor, I tell you I'm American. But OK, let's see... I was at my bruder-in-laws house and the phone went 'green, green, I pinked it up and sed yellow"
The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger"
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger"
LOL HA HA HA .....Boy Imeo your good , you on a roll early today....lol !!!!!!! 
Try to tell an old joke.
A man washing a car in the yard. From the roof of the house behind him closely watching two crows.
First Crow says the second, "Wait a little more time. Soon he finished washing the car and then ..."
A man washing a car in the yard. From the roof of the house behind him closely watching two crows.
First Crow says the second, "Wait a little more time. Soon he finished washing the car and then ..."
Define a woman...
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door.
But she won't sit
because she is getting late
ps.....for example, my wife
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door.
But she won't sit
because she is getting late
ps.....for example, my wife
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FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
The road to success is always under construction
In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don't need it
All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
The road to success is always under construction
In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don't need it
All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate
Girl: which Laptop do u have?
Boy: I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card.
And which laptop do you have.?
Girl: A pink colour
Boy: I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card.
And which laptop do you have.?
Girl: A pink colour
Once in a soap industry in Asia, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.
Same problem occurred in Greece.
What did they do?
They put a fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.
Same problem occurred in Greece.
What did they do?
They put a fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away
Father: I have seen that you love your mum more than me.
Son: I love both of you.
Father: If I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is more beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go to Paris and your mum goes America?
Son: America
Father: So you love your mum more!!
Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris
Son: I love both of you.
Father: If I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is more beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go to Paris and your mum goes America?
Son: America
Father: So you love your mum more!!
Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris
Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world:
E-mail to email
&
Female to female
E-mail to email
&
Female to female
When you are single, you see Happy Couples Everywhere
But
When you are married,
You see happy singles everywhere
But
When you are married,
You see happy singles everywhere
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