My favorite part was the leading justification of
e-liquids being dangerous "According to the New York Times, an individual died after injecting e-liquids..."
I actually LOL'd. We need to get the injector together with the paperclip guy. So they will make 2 more stupid friends, then they will each make two more stupid friends, and so on and so on. Pretty soon, we'll have all the stupid people in place. New York and Chicago politics seem to attract a fairly high level of stupid. Lets add them to the mix. Eventually, we'll have most of the stupid in one place where they can be monitored and sterilized. I recommend that big hole in Arizona called the Grand Canyon. (Have you ever been there? They talk about it being a natural wonder but it takes forever to drive there and then it's just a big hole in the desert. Yeah, it's an enormous hole but a hole none the less and then they want to charge you extra $130 to take a mule to the bottom. You don't even get a full blown horse, just a mule.) Pulling them all in that hole will make it easier to keep them contained. Sure the occasional free range imbecile will pop up from time to time but perhaps these actions will help stem the tide. And when the occasional imbecile does pop up, we'll have that hole all ready for them.