Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he has a pickup truck (albeit, one with a bad tranny)... and he lives in Texas. And that means it has a gun rack. And smart money says there are guns on that rack. And even stupid money is betting that they are loaded. And I lived in Texas.. so I know that "he sure did look like a deer" is a plausible legal defense for aerating some wrangler who was "talkin' all flirty" with your wife....