A bucket of money and an email sent for stumpy and some friends. White dt.....and please include a note saying "Congratulations! You won another free box of stuff from Catfish!!!"
It could save a marriage. You want to save a marriage, don't you?
That there is pure, unadulterated genius!
Tom, have you considered adding this as a shipping upgrade (like extra insurance or next day delivery)? Could be a great income stream for you, I'm sure there are many who would spend an extra $5 for relationship insurance