OMG!! Starlight, that is the funniest bit of writing I've seen in a long time... I'm sitting here still laughing with tears running down me boat as I write this & my old man thinks I've got off me 'ed... you are a master of mirth...
Was having my hair cut this afternoon and the hairdresser knew all about e-cigs, and showed me hers....no Burberry, but it was a sad sight to see a 901 done up with love hearts all over it!
Was having my hair cut this afternoon and the hairdresser knew all about e-cigs, and showed me hers....no Burberry, but it was a sad sight to see a 901 done up with love hearts all over it!
I`m not knocking anyone`s style but why do Chavs (the geezars) insist on walking round in this heat topless, when my pencil has more meat on it. Not unreasonable I suppose, but then they wear fully lined track suit bottoms tucked in socks and a cap far too small for their head. I guess I`m getting far too old, and have no desire to hang around McDonalds in groups of 30 to make an oap to cross the pavement in fear of her life. Or they could just be mis-understood
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