Good Morning,  I thought I would perk you all up with this list my wife gave to me today:
   
 Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!*
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    01. **Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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    02. **In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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    03. **No one expects you to run --- anywhere.
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    04. **People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
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    05. **People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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    06. **There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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    07. **Things you buy now won't wear out.
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    08. **You can eat supper at 5 PM.
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    09. **You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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    10. **You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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    11. **You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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    *12. **You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks
    into the room.
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    13. **You sing along with elevator music.
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    14. **Your eyes won't get much worse.
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    15**.  Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to
    pay off.
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    16. **Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
    weather service.
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    17. **Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
    remember them either.
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    18. **Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
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    19. **You can't remember who sent you this list.
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    20.  And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
