Good Morning, I thought I would perk you all up with this list my wife gave to me today:
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!*
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01. **Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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02. **In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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03. **No one expects you to run --- anywhere.
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04. **People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
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05. **People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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06. **There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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07. **Things you buy now won't wear out.
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08. **You can eat supper at 5 PM.
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09. **You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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10. **You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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11. **You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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*12. **You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks
into the room.
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13. **You sing along with elevator music.
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14. **Your eyes won't get much worse.
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15**. Your investment in health
insurance is finally beginning to
pay off.
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16. **Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.
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17. **Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
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18. **Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
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19. **You can't remember who sent you this list.
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20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.