When I first got home from the hospital from giving birth to my daughter, my x-mother-in-law (who was there to supposedly help out with the newborn) attacked me with a knife. She'd been putting her meds in the potted plants. She was an alcoholic schizophrenic. That didn't work out too well.
YIKES, that sounds like my 4th wife, no kidding, I woke up one night to her standing over me with a butcher knife and when she saw I was awake she ran out of the room. Needless to say I moved out the next day. She was a drunk and just plan homicidal. But she was a gorgeous girl, just a little off in the head...I have a feeling if I didn't wake up when I did I wouldn't have woke up at all, ever!
Christmas! It's such a fun holiday. I don't do the religious aspect of it, though,,,,,,,,no offense to those who do. I totally respect everyone who does.