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Woohoo!! Dreams do come true! (In my best Joey from friends voice) So, ah, how you doing? <wink, wink>
This may be the first time that I have actually caught up with all the reading in this thread!!
I'm sorry babe, when the coffee kicked in, my memory came back.
I was all "Oh yeah, Chicks! I dig 'em!" And then Beth punched me in the arm.
Ok I am caught up on PM's and writing down what PIFs i got from who, and Who needs what! Soooo....
Who Missed me, while I was gone?? teehee.. I missed u all. Some more than others tho..
Who Missed me, while I was gone?? teehee.. I missed u all. Some more than others tho..
Hi ya marilyn ((((((((((squeeze))))))))))
... My hubby keep u busy while i was gone? 
LOL..
Everyone...
My husband has been playing StarCraft 2 like it's not going to be there tomorrow. I can't get him to say anything to me and he's always wearing headphones. Because of this, I don't dare leave my kid alone with him here. LOL. I just can't bring myself to do it. It's a huge PITA to take him with me places because he's 2 and he's EVERYWHERE. So when he goes down for a nap and is safe in his crib, I am going to the dollar store to pick up a couple bubble mailers. I'll drop everyone's package off but I don't know if it'll be picked up today... I owe..
Jynn
Lorizgal
Bianca
and Gift to Leannebug.
I know it's annoying and I hate me, too .. if it helps.
My husband has been playing StarCraft 2 like it's not going to be there tomorrow. I can't get him to say anything to me and he's always wearing headphones. Because of this, I don't dare leave my kid alone with him here. LOL. I just can't bring myself to do it. It's a huge PITA to take him with me places because he's 2 and he's EVERYWHERE. So when he goes down for a nap and is safe in his crib, I am going to the dollar store to pick up a couple bubble mailers. I'll drop everyone's package off but I don't know if it'll be picked up today... I owe..
Jynn
Lorizgal
Bianca
and Gift to Leannebug.
I know it's annoying and I hate me, too .. if it helps.
For the ladies....I'm a member of an private women only community, we are looking to expand our membership the group kinda stalled there for a while wanting to build it back up.
Several really interesting gals there.
It's not a vapers forums(in fact I think I'm the only vaper there..) any if anyones interested PM me I'll send ya a link
Several really interesting gals there.
It's not a vapers forums(in fact I think I'm the only vaper there..) any if anyones interested PM me I'll send ya a link
Listen, I want the Gingerbread vapor, but I'm not in THAT big of a rush! When you get to it, you get to it. All is well.
You will get it B! I have never not come through. I have been slow, though.
I'm not worried. I have at least 60ml of various juices to hold me over...and some on the way from other folks...all is well, seriously!
When you have long hair and use the bike to get to work, it is never a good idea to simply skip using the hairdryer and leave that to the air stream.
You will look like a character from a japanese manga for the rest of the day.
If your parents are coming to help your new bride move into your apartment it may be a good idea to remove the handcuffs from the bed post before they arrive. There is NO good lie to cover for that one.
If you laugh while drinking milk it will come out your nose. Same applies to apple sauce. Except its not funny when the 4 year old your baby-sitting thinks its brains and won’t stop crying for 3 hours.
If you have recently sent some racy pics to your boyfriend, close the folder immediately. Otherwise your 11 year old nephew will learn waaayy too much about his auntie when he uses your laptop later in the day.
DO NOT let your grandparents get drunk. You will never recover from your grandmother telling you that she wears crotch-less knickers, and no grandfather should know what "giggety" means or use it in any context.
It’s easier to shift your car into park before you put one foot out to reach the mailbox than it is to explain how you managed to slip on the ice and get run over by your own car.
When emailing your daughter’s Amazon Wishlist to the entire family (grandpa and nana included) for her 5th Birthday from your personal profile… know that your review of the adult novelty item shows up alongside the wished for Barbie Doll and your family portrait. Your brother-in-law will mock you forever.
When marveling at how much the latest hair-ball your cat hacked up in the sink looks like a bat, take a moment to make sure it isn’t a bat that got drenched by the dripping faucet. Otherwise you will screech like a little girl when it sprouts teeth as you try to clean it up.
When at a cocktail party at the home of your husband’s boss and his wife and the conversation turns to discussing sore throats, that hangy thing in the back of your mouth is properly called a UVULA NOT a VULVA.
You will look like a character from a japanese manga for the rest of the day.
If your parents are coming to help your new bride move into your apartment it may be a good idea to remove the handcuffs from the bed post before they arrive. There is NO good lie to cover for that one.
If you laugh while drinking milk it will come out your nose. Same applies to apple sauce. Except its not funny when the 4 year old your baby-sitting thinks its brains and won’t stop crying for 3 hours.
If you have recently sent some racy pics to your boyfriend, close the folder immediately. Otherwise your 11 year old nephew will learn waaayy too much about his auntie when he uses your laptop later in the day.
DO NOT let your grandparents get drunk. You will never recover from your grandmother telling you that she wears crotch-less knickers, and no grandfather should know what "giggety" means or use it in any context.
It’s easier to shift your car into park before you put one foot out to reach the mailbox than it is to explain how you managed to slip on the ice and get run over by your own car.
When emailing your daughter’s Amazon Wishlist to the entire family (grandpa and nana included) for her 5th Birthday from your personal profile… know that your review of the adult novelty item shows up alongside the wished for Barbie Doll and your family portrait. Your brother-in-law will mock you forever.
When marveling at how much the latest hair-ball your cat hacked up in the sink looks like a bat, take a moment to make sure it isn’t a bat that got drenched by the dripping faucet. Otherwise you will screech like a little girl when it sprouts teeth as you try to clean it up.
When at a cocktail party at the home of your husband’s boss and his wife and the conversation turns to discussing sore throats, that hangy thing in the back of your mouth is properly called a UVULA NOT a VULVA.
"If you laugh while drinking milk it will come out your nose. Same applies to apple sauce. Except its not funny when the 4 year old your baby-sitting thinks its brains and won’t stop crying for 3 hours."
This reminds me of "The Water Baby Incident". We got one for Livi...she loved it. Until she saw me strip it, pull the plug from it's back, shove the little funnel into it and begin to fill it with water. She went from smile to complete devestation in under 5 seconds, cried so hard her shirt was soaked in tears and baby snot. She looked at me funny for 3 days...didn't want any hugs or kisses, watched me from the corner of her eye...not wanting to make direct eye contact with me. I had to throw the doll away and get her a different kind. As soon as I gave it to her, she pulled it's PJ's open in the back and examined it, making sure there was no plug in it. I made a point of hugging and kiss the doll in front of her several times....then she began to trust me again. Sigh.
This reminds me of "The Water Baby Incident". We got one for Livi...she loved it. Until she saw me strip it, pull the plug from it's back, shove the little funnel into it and begin to fill it with water. She went from smile to complete devestation in under 5 seconds, cried so hard her shirt was soaked in tears and baby snot. She looked at me funny for 3 days...didn't want any hugs or kisses, watched me from the corner of her eye...not wanting to make direct eye contact with me. I had to throw the doll away and get her a different kind. As soon as I gave it to her, she pulled it's PJ's open in the back and examined it, making sure there was no plug in it. I made a point of hugging and kiss the doll in front of her several times....then she began to trust me again. Sigh.
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