Maybe they do have work, just not the salary that I'm used to over on the east coast! We're thinking about a vacation and we're thinking either Florida or New Orleans. I've never been to either, but I'm sure either would be fun!
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Maybe they do have work, just not the salary that I'm used to over on the east coast! We're thinking about a vacation and we're thinking either Florida or New Orleans. I've never been to either, but I'm sure either would be fun!
She's 16 months old. She's doing great today. I think the issue was too much apple juice...seems the other kids were trying to buy her love with it. LOL And it kinda worked...she sure was loving those bigger kids! She ran with them, laughed her little baby head off and had a blast! You know...until the puking. =\
I love naps so much! I wish I could take one now.
So I have some good news! We got audited by the IRS and just got our determination! We owe.....ZERO DOLLARS!!! How often does that happen??? I almost fainted, I guess I am a better bookkeeper then I thought!
So I have some good news! We got audited by the IRS and just got our determination! We owe.....ZERO DOLLARS!!! How often does that happen??? I almost fainted, I guess I am a better bookkeeper then I thought!
Way to go!!
Sallana I love your avatar. Douglas Adams is one of my all time favorite writers. I even read Last Chance to See and the Dirk Gently books. Wish he was still with us.
I KNOW!!!! I can't believe it. I never even heard of that happening before.... But yeah, it still felt kinda awful during. Imagine having to sit down with a auditor and go over your bank deposits for two years. I made my husband do it because I hadn't realized how much I spent on ebay stuff and it was just too embarrassing. I need to work more, shop less....
so I just stumbled across this website called.. Learn From My Fail #LFMF ...freaking hilarious.. little bits of wisdom that make your day a little brighter...
Some examples:
If you’re blowing bubbles with a 6 year old you should find out what they use to "kill" the bubbles,it might be a rock to the face. #LFMF
If your wife comes home and asks you where the children are, the correct response is not ‘I don’t know’. Nor is it ‘Where ever you left them’. And it is certainly not ‘I’ve been playing Call of Duty all day’. She will smack you loud enough for your friends to hear and they will laugh at you and you will remember two seconds too late that you dropped them off at your mom’s earlier. #LFMF
If you happen to be out of, er, ‘personal lubricant’ when things are getting hot & heavy, do not attempt to improvise with egg white. It whips into meringue, and things just get weird from there.
When your youngest male co-worker severely overestimates your 4 inch high heels as being "Like, 7 inches high!" Do not correct him by loudly exclaiming, "7 inches!?! Oh my god, I couldn’t handle 7 inches!" Especially not in front of a line of customers waiting to order food. Especially not if you are the Manager. #LFMF
When the 10 year old boy from upstairs stops you on your metal grate stairs and begin to complement you excessively, don’t be flattered. He has two henchmen beneath the stairs taking picture up your skirt with an Iphone.
If you aren’t used to do-it-yourself projects, make sure of the exact name of what you need before asking for help in Home Depot. Apparently, there is a major difference between a PVC pipe and a PCP pipe.
When a patient is laying on the table with her feet in stirrups for her gyno exam, never assume that when you say "nice kitty" that she knows you are referring to her tattoo on her ankle. Very awkward.
Never refer to a brand new baby as "straight out of the box."
Some examples:
If you’re blowing bubbles with a 6 year old you should find out what they use to "kill" the bubbles,it might be a rock to the face. #LFMF
If your wife comes home and asks you where the children are, the correct response is not ‘I don’t know’. Nor is it ‘Where ever you left them’. And it is certainly not ‘I’ve been playing Call of Duty all day’. She will smack you loud enough for your friends to hear and they will laugh at you and you will remember two seconds too late that you dropped them off at your mom’s earlier. #LFMF
If you happen to be out of, er, ‘personal lubricant’ when things are getting hot & heavy, do not attempt to improvise with egg white. It whips into meringue, and things just get weird from there.
When your youngest male co-worker severely overestimates your 4 inch high heels as being "Like, 7 inches high!" Do not correct him by loudly exclaiming, "7 inches!?! Oh my god, I couldn’t handle 7 inches!" Especially not in front of a line of customers waiting to order food. Especially not if you are the Manager. #LFMF
When the 10 year old boy from upstairs stops you on your metal grate stairs and begin to complement you excessively, don’t be flattered. He has two henchmen beneath the stairs taking picture up your skirt with an Iphone.
If you aren’t used to do-it-yourself projects, make sure of the exact name of what you need before asking for help in Home Depot. Apparently, there is a major difference between a PVC pipe and a PCP pipe.
When a patient is laying on the table with her feet in stirrups for her gyno exam, never assume that when you say "nice kitty" that she knows you are referring to her tattoo on her ankle. Very awkward.
Never refer to a brand new baby as "straight out of the box."
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When the 10 year old boy from upstairs stops you on your metal grate stairs and begin to complement you excessively, don’t be flattered. He has two henchmen beneath the stairs taking picture up your skirt with an Iphone.
Yup that's my boy!!! LMAO..at these TFF!!
Yup that's my boy!!! LMAO..at these TFF!!
*peaks around the corner*
Where is everyone today? recuperating from the holiday or what?
Where is everyone today? recuperating from the holiday or what?
I'm off and on 'cause my mischief levels are high and I dun wanna cause too much trouble. Dunno about everyone else 
i went and looked at this site - i'm separated now, so cleaning used aluminum hub caps in the dishwasher just seems brilliant to me for some reason - i dunno
Can't believe it but somehow I procrastinated until the last minute and handed in two assignments tonight.. one right on time and one about 35minutes late. Hope she lets me slide on that one. I didn't even say "sorry it's late" in the submission box. I just commented on the work. Let's hope she doesn't notice
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