Random thouhts for the day:
If you have a bad habit of licking the spoon when scooping something out of a can, you should really try to resist the urge when the can is actually cat food.
If, at a dinner event, your table is provided with nine bowls of chocolate pudding and one bowl of vanilla pudding, remember this: your "vanilla pudding" is most likely mayonnaise.
When sticking your finger in front of the nose of a young guinea pig, remember guinea pigs are color blind and your finger looks a lot like a carrot.
If a recipe (such as mac & cheese) calls for milk and you only have chocolate milk, make something else.
Just because you THINK you didn’t get a sunburn, doesn’t mean one isn’t waiting for you to get in the shower when you get back from the pool.
When you drop something, using your ninja reflexes to catch it between your body and the counter is totally badass – unless that something is the very ripe peach you just finished peeling.
when you make salmon sushi, if it tastes bad and you feel bad for wasting salmon so you decide to eat it, make sure that your brother didn’t leave it in the car all day yesterday and put it in the fridge anyway.
If the gnat swarms are dense enough to get in your eyes and nose, blowing bubble gum bubbles is no longer a good idea.