Chit Chattin away!

[Sallana]

Are men just stupid or is it some sort of trick they do to try and get out of helping, ever?

Today's situation:

Me - Taking a Shower: Ho hum, ladida, washing my hair. Time to wash my face... hmm.. where is my facial cleanser? I Yell: "Sam, honey? Can you come here?"
Sam: "Yeah, what's up?"
Me - Still in Shower: Did you do something with my facial cleanser when you cleaned out the shower?
Sam: "I dunno."
Me: "Is it on that shelf over there?" (Shelf is out of my line of sight)
Sam: "I dunno."
Me: "Can you look? I need to wash my face. It's green and in a clear bottle."
Sam: "Okay.... Is this it?"
Me: "That's lotion."
Sam: "Is this it?"
Me: "That's orange."
Sam: "Is this it?"
Me: "That's spray perfume. In a black bottle. The facial cleanser is green in a clear bottle."
Sam: "There's nothing green on this shelf."
Me: *looks around corner at shelf* "There it is." *points* "Hand it to me and go find your eyes."
Sam: "Okay."


I mean seriously?

 

[zbasspro]

LOL...u must love to type!!! I for one hate it!! I am always findin things for hubs ..that r right in front of his face..I mean did u look??

 

[whiskey]

Men have perfected the art of acting stupid***

Very nicely written BTW Sal!!

 

[mini_art]

ROFLMAO !! That is hilarious , and soooooo true!!
Thats ok, its just another reason for guys to need us, who else will find their
sox for them?
hahaha!!

 

[whiskey]

Been meaning to ask you Sal...How did YOU see the facial cleaner with no EYES

 

[Sallana]

Been meaning to ask you Sal...How did YOU see the facial cleaner with no EYES

You mean how did I know it was on that shelf? Everything ends up on that shelf.

 

[Sallana]

LOL...u must love to type!!! I for one hate it!! I am always findin things for hubs ..that r right in front of his face..I mean did u look??

lol. I don't know if I especially love to type. I just grew up in a world where there was always internet and computer. Since I was 11 I've played an online text/typing game. I type 120 wpm. It's more like... breathing. Or walking.. yeah it's like walking. Or talking? WHATEVER. It comes natural

 

[DemonCowboy]

*makes note - they're figuring us out - we have to change our tactics - and runs off to tell the other guys*

 

[whiskey]

You mean how did I know it was on that shelf? Everything ends up on that shelf.

No I meant that you have no EYES to see with...look at your avatar silly!! lol....

 

[deannaAlex]

What Is a Man?

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible ...

.... No wait... I'm thinking of wine.

 

[keyzygirl]

I was gonna say?WTH,where is he?

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

What Is a Man?

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible ...

.... No wait... I'm thinking of wine.

 

[zbasspro]

*makes note - they're figuring us out - we have to change our tactics - and runs off to tell the other guys*

Like you wouldn't believe ....yes we have figured you out!!

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Tekk mod...it is awesome! cant explain..lol

Is this it??? That's hella cool!

YouTube - Tekk Mod by chev

 

[UntamedRose]

Steam Cleaning ecigs?? http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...er-kits-riva-indulgence-more.html#post1590636

Is it just me....or is up there on the top ten stupid vender suggestions??

 

[deannaAlex]

I was gonna say?WTH,where is he?

hahahaha, I LOVE THAT ONE

 

[ToniAnne]

OK, 1/4" was all the more the case could take, so that's still a GREAT answer! LOL! Thank you! I can't wait to get my hands on that eGo! I used Jai's Hello 016 yesterday and was loving it!

TOMORROW, girl! lol Only one more day!!!!

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

TOMORROW, girl! lol Only one more day!!!!

First: OMG, YOU ARE SO CUTE!

Second: I will be in the car for 12 hours tomorrow with my never-traveled-further-than-Babies R Us toddler with 3 auto 510 batts and one PCC...remember?? I had you ship the eGo kit to CT thinking it would take until THURSDAY to get it. Silly me. But, hopefully it will be there waiting for me when we arrive Thursday in the wee hours of the morning...that would rock!

Third: OMG, YOU ARE SO CUTE!

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Oh, duh! I have a box mod too! HAHAHAHA! Your cutness messed me up there for a minute!

 

[ToniAnne]

First: OMG, YOU ARE SO CUTE!

Second: I will be in the car for 12 hours tomorrow with my never-traveled-further-than-Babies R Us toddler with 3 auto 510 batts and one PCC...remember?? I had you ship the eGo kit to CT thinking it would take until THURSDAY to get it. Silly me. But, hopefully it will be there waiting for me when we arrive Thursday in the wee hours of the morning...that would rock!

Third: OMG, YOU ARE SO CUTE!

I am seriously cracking up over here! Quit making me blush! lol! Do I have to change my picture back to my dog? haha!

I didn't realize it was a 12 hour drive, OMG! You are going to have to tell Beth's mom to open the pkg and charge it for you so it's ready when you get there.... you are going to need to chain vape when you get out of that car! Naw, I'm kidding, I bet your drive will go great (as long as no puking or out the diaper blow-outs happen) and you have the eGo to look forward to!