im soooo flippin heated ... someone must calm me down .. boB has tried.. it may work a lil... but not quite!
what the heck is going on now?
If your initials are BJ, you work for the government and you need to create a folder on the network to store your work-related pictures and logos, do not call this folder "Pictures of BJs."
Whenever you feel a tickle in your shirt, never assume its just a tickle. Always check to make sure its not a spider crawling around in between your boobs.
Prior to drunkenly complaining to your server about it being too dark in the bar to read the menu, remove your sunglasses and attempt to read said menu again.
and from crazy things parent's say:
Dad (To my boyfriend): "Nice to meet you
uhh
How the ....... do I pronnounce his name?"
Me:"Kyung."
Dad: "Nice to meet you insert-non-American-name-here."
ME: "Damn it!"
MOM: "Dont cuss!"
ME: "You cuss at me
"
MOM: "Thats because you piss me off
"
Upon passing a Topless Bar.
Mom: "What do they do when it rains."
Mum: "Awww, you were like a little angel sent from heaven to ....... up my life"
Dad: (After my brother tried opening a door marked PULL by pushing the door)"Ten thousand sperm and you got there first!"