I just wanted to note appreciation for your 'dollars to doughnuts' quote. It always makes me giggle. My husband uses that one a lot. I think he must've picked up during his bakery years. I had never heard it before he said it.
Now that we've moved further south, he has a new phrase that makes me giggle. "Well, holy sh** and shove me in it!" Yeah, I'm easily amused.
i always liked dollar against a dog biscuit personally.
but i think the favorite all time sayings that have given me a fit are:
1) well,
me running 2)
up as a football bat
That's a new one to me!

