So are you guys ever going to tell me what I did 


So are you guys ever going to tell me what I did![]()
Thanks for all the Birthday wishes! You're the only people in my life, including me actually, who took notice! I think my mom just wants to forget the twenty eight hours in labor and my GINORMOUS head... -Magnus

A completely random question..... are there Masons here that would be willing to help this immigrant understand a few things via PM? If that's compeltely off-kilter please delete this post and send me to my room. -Magnus
So, when you were asking for my baby for your birthday, you didn't KNOW it was your birthday?
I'm bugging the heck out of my wife for another kid... she is ready to come in here and blast Bianca.
"Tell her she can carry your next baby. I'm done!" -- Wife of Magnus
-Magnus
Tell her I didn't even carry my own.![]()
That earned me a type of glare that says that my normal couch sleeping is upgraded to an unwelcome status in bed. Oops. -Magnus
As in masonry? (bricks?) or The Masons?
I have to say - in 21 years of marriage, neither of us have ever slept on the couch due to a fight or anything like that. We're both to stubborn to give up the bed and since it's a king size there is plenty of room to avoid each other![]()
My couch surfing isn't a result of fights (well, not often). I sleep on the couch because I don't sleep generally and we have a small armada of animals and a toddler who get up a lot. So I'm in a central place to hear the dogs moan to be let out, the cats destroying stuff, Ceridwen wanting to potty at night, etc. etc.
And in case the Zombie Apocalypse beings during the night.
Tonight though, since my wife can't even stand the mention of another woman in ~any~ context, I think I'm sleeping on the couch regardless. -Magnus
And FFS, don't tell her I'm a lesbian thinking it will go over better....it will only make things worse, just trust me on that!