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loxmythe

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WAIT!!!!!! Did Lox just suggest someone read the directions? I though his dna precluded that?


J/K - I shouldn't paint all males with the issues of my spouse.! lol

I'm the exception that proves the rule. 99.99% of my work consists of fixing stuff the contractor / builder / maintenance MAN didn't install properly. I have a rule if my employees install it wrong they fix it on their own time and if they broke it - they pay for it.
BTW - Some of the best Locksmiths I know are women.
 

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MANSTRUCTIONS

The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.
: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.
 

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Afternoon all!

Check this out from the news this morning down the road from me! I'd have peed laughing!
'Zombies ahead' on I-75 message board

Freaking hilarious!!!! I think I would step on the gas after I stopped laughing just in case!

I read directions - usually before tossing them in the trash.
And for all the "no instructions" bashing fem's out there - at least we understand them when we read them and don't just shout "hey honey? How does this da*n thing work?"
 

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I'm the exception that proves the rule. 99.99% of my work consists of fixing stuff the contractor / builder / maintenance MAN didn't install properly. I have a rule if my employees install it wrong they fix it on their own time and if they broke it - they pay for it.
BTW - Some of the best Locksmiths I know are women.

This is a function of patience Lox. I have also heard the theory that women are better than men the first time they shoot a gun. This is also a function of being able to follow instructions. :p
 

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I love simple instructions.
 

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Vananaberry is one of the blends I get a kick out of making because other people like it. I've been vaping my vanilla tobacco almost exclusively for months; it simply vapes well all the time, haven't had any "tastes like dreck" days using it. Running 65/35 PG/VG now, but also vape it 0 PG, and just made some 0VG up.
 
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