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loxmythe

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Why me?!:|:facepalm:
A customer was just in - he had left 15 messages over the weekend :ohmy: the FBI CIA and the chief of police were secretly picking his (ridiculously expensive - High security - restricted key - pick resistant) lock and sneaking in to his house.:blink: They were attempting to inventory his guns and underwear :blink: and plant evidence linking him to an alien conspiracy :blink:
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Maybe I need a new sign out front :p
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Maybe you should offer them at the door! :D

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Ha! Like this! ;)
 

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Why me?!:|:facepalm:
A customer was just in - he had left 15 messages over the weekend :ohmy: the FBI CIA and the chief of police were secretly picking his (ridiculously expensive - High security - restricted key - pick resistant) lock and sneaking in to his house.:blink: They were attempting to inventory his guns and underwear :blink: and plant evidence linking him to an alien conspiracy :blink:



My locksmith told me it would cost an extra $2500.00 to get the "special" locks that protected against that kind of stuff.
 

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...cues Twilight Zone music...

There is a (new ?) game show on tv...Total Black Out or something like that. I have been watching it and the reruns...it makes me laugh my head off...you gotta do stuff in total darkness...

Any idea how funny it is to watch someone touch a stuffed teddy bear and scream...

It soooo appeals to my warped sense of humor !!
 

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My locksmith told me it would cost an extra $2500.00 to get the "special" locks that protected against that kind of stuff.
damn why didn't I think of that :rolleyes:

I couldn't help but ask him why the underwear - he said that underwear is better than a blood test because ALL your stuff is in there :blink:
 

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...cues Twilight Zone music...

There is a (new ?) game show on tv...Total Black Out or something like that. I have been watching it and the reruns...it makes me laugh my head off...you gotta do stuff in total darkness...

Any idea how funny it is to watch someone touch a stuffed teddy bear and scream...

It soooo appeals to my warped sense of humor !!


I second that.. it's probably the funniest thing I've seen in AGES! As far as I could tell, there have been two episodes so far (but there's like.. two episodes in each episode, so..?) we laugh and laugh.. I was in tears laughing.. it's SO flippin' funny!!!

ETA.. and you can find the episodes to watch online, too.. hubs was watching it "with" us while in Wisconsin, laughing with us.. he watched it on Hulu.. :) SO FUNNY!!!
 

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in other news.. my old awesome rockin' mailman used to be here by one pm on a LATE day.. this new chic.. UGH. NO CHRISTMAS CARD FOR HER!! She's slow, and snotty, and she has my package out for delivery and STILL hasn't made it to our house. Me and USPS do NOT see eye to eye lately.. I mailed something cross country last Thursday morning.. still. has. not. made. it. GRRR!! I'm beyond irritated with them.. seriously, if the other options weren't so expensive, I'd be using other options. :mad:
 
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