Have you seen the number of trampolines in the South? I'm waiting for every Red Neck family this side of the Mason-Dixon line to realize they've been training at the Olympics for seventeen generations. Back when they used to use pork belly as the trampoline. ;-)
Pfft. Handball is for people who can't handle being hit in the face by a proper soccer ball at 75mph+..
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BALL TO THA FACE! GOALLLLLLLL!!! -Magnus
DH & I periodically start conversations with the boys with phrases like: You know back in the day when all phones had cords and you actually had to get up and walk across the room to change the ONLY TV in the house...and dinosaurs roamed the earth
Quick - restore my faith in humanity. The stupid hurts.
Sent from my TARDIS
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My friend's son played football all through high school. Was recruited for college ball but choose a school for their pre-dentisty program. Joined an intermural soccer team and broke his hand or arm (not sure which) calls his mom from the ER (4 hours away) and says - they're cRaZy! And they don't wear any protective gear!!
DON'T get me started on rugby. DH is still in the doghouse for a Rugby incident that happened in 1991. Seriously.
I think they have to have lobotomies to play that one. Stupid game. (shakes head) Might as well hand them whips and mace.

Ummm...it's basically football/soccer without the kicking, kind of like American Football without all the sissy padding and getting to rest every four seconds...
Uhhh... I tried to come up with something, but I'm pretty much a misanthrope when it comes to humanity.
To restore your faith Magnus - The boy I was talking about is now a Sr in college and will graduate in Dec. (not predentistry, changed to physical therapy,, thus the extra semester) anyhooo..... I haven't seen him since 2001. We were friends and later neighbors with his parents. We are godparents to his youngest brother. But 5 hours etc and busy lives have made visits difficult, though I did get to see his mom and youngest brother last year when his middle brother (college football player -of the pigskin variety- played against a local college.
The story: DS#1 moved off to college on Wednesday. Same school young man goes to. Young man messaged me for DS cell number and said he'd texted him to give him his number in case he had an emergency or needed anything. The young man went a step further, he called DS and took him out to dinner and gave him the low down on stuff in the area etc.
He didn't have to do that. It made #1's evening. He's very VERY shy and doesn't make friends easily. And none of his "real" friends are at this school.
So there is hope for the human race, when someone does something...just because they can. He even bought #1's dinner - refused to take his money.
PS: I of course let his mom & dad know what an awesome young man they've raised. ;-)
Hope is lost. The coffee will run dry. *grips rifle tighter*
-Magnus
Had me giggling this morning Rare Bird Humps Photographer's Head Video