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I have that as an avatar on another site, great pic.have you tried
LAST NIGHT
It was 2 o'clock in the morning and the local shop closes at 6pm. I had ran out of my favourite cigs and had rummaged and re-rummaged through all of the usual places. Desperate for a nicotine hit i went down to the local pub to see if anyone had dropped a few ... butts in the gutter. Well i bumped into a guy and he offered to give me one of his samples free of charge.
It tasted a bit funny and smelled very pungent, but the throat hit was superb. Well, as time went buy i thanked him for his freebie and went back home to tell the wife about this good Samaritan. On the way i stopped for a kebab, i don't normally enjoy these at all but on this occasion i would have eaten a scabby horse. The kebab lasted me until i got home and then i went for a bowl of cornflakes, then another, then another. Boy was i hungry.
Anyway the wife was still up even though it was now 4 in the morning. We chatted and chatted for hours. I never new that she could be so interesting or my comments so incisive and witty. After a couple of hours of laughing and joking, i suddenly realized that this woman that i have been living with for the last 15 years wasn't the nagging cow that i thought she was. I even fancied her again.
We renewed our stale marriage right there and went upstairs to consummate. Unfortunately that's as far as it went as i completely zonked out and woke up with a fuzzy head and a lack luster demeanor.
Now i have completely changed my lifestyle choices and don't wash as often as i used to,have started to grow a beard (again) and have started to repeatedly say the word "like" and the phrase "do you know what i mean?" like all the time. Do you know what i mean?
I keep meaning to go back to the guy to ask what brand of cigarette we were smoking, but i cant be bothered.
Anyway. I just thought I'd share this experience with you guys.
Just to think. This was all down to the power of one cigarette.
THANK YOU CIGARETTES. you're the best. Do you know what i mean,like?
It was 2 o'clock in the morning and the local shop closes at 6pm. I had ran out of my favourite cigs and had rummaged and re-rummaged through all of the usual places. Desperate for a nicotine hit i went down to the local pub to see if anyone had dropped a few ... butts in the gutter. Well i bumped into a guy and he offered to give me one of his samples free of charge.
It tasted a bit funny and smelled very pungent, but the throat hit was superb. Well, as time went buy i thanked him for his freebie and went back home to tell the wife about this good Samaritan. On the way i stopped for a kebab, i don't normally enjoy these at all but on this occasion i would have eaten a scabby horse. The kebab lasted me until i got home and then i went for a bowl of cornflakes, then another, then another. Boy was i hungry.
Anyway the wife was still up even though it was now 4 in the morning. We chatted and chatted for hours. I never new that she could be so interesting or my comments so incisive and witty. After a couple of hours of laughing and joking, i suddenly realized that this woman that i have been living with for the last 15 years wasn't the nagging cow that i thought she was. I even fancied her again.
We renewed our stale marriage right there and went upstairs to consummate. Unfortunately that's as far as it went as i completely zonked out and woke up with a fuzzy head and a lack luster demeanor.
Now i have completely changed my lifestyle choices and don't wash as often as i used to,have started to grow a beard (again) and have started to repeatedly say the word "like" and the phrase "do you know what i mean?" like all the time. Do you know what i mean?
I keep meaning to go back to the guy to ask what brand of cigarette we were smoking, but i cant be bothered.
Anyway. I just thought I'd share this experience with you guys.
Just to think. This was all down to the power of one cigarette.
THANK YOU CIGARETTES. you're the best. Do you know what i mean,like?
I totally know what you mean mediocre. It's like everything is so beautiful..
Chelle. I could totally eat a whole pizza. You know.. like own the pizza.. PM the pizza.. straight up man..
Chelle. I could totally eat a whole pizza. You know.. like own the pizza.. PM the pizza.. straight up man..
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A similar thing happened to me. Saved me a lot of money too, I was able to cancel my cable TV service since all I want to watch now is Alice in Wonderland (the original Disney of course) and Fantasia. Over and over and over again. My food bill has nearly doubled though
thank you for all the great responses! my mom has decided that camel blues are going to be her ADS.
new issue came up today. it's going to be close to 90 degrees today, and i didn't get a shaded parking spot. should i be worried about my pack being in the car?
they're marlboro 72s if that makes a difference
new issue came up today. it's going to be close to 90 degrees today, and i didn't get a shaded parking spot. should i be worried about my pack being in the car?
they're marlboro 72s if that makes a difference
I can't believe some people. Someone just asked me when I was going to quit. I told them I did quit. They said I was still vaping. Do you see any vapor? Are there any batteries or liquid?
My heart is beating faster, pumping more blood than it ever has. I have a machine that does my breathing for me. Why would anyone want to quit this?
My heart is beating faster, pumping more blood than it ever has. I have a machine that does my breathing for me. Why would anyone want to quit this?
I feel so sorry for this girl. I would so much like to teach her that real cigarettes are unbreakable:
The Novice on Vimeo
The Novice on Vimeo
I know what you mean. It's them tobacco zealots that keep saying that you're still smoking. Or vaping, I forget. No, wait, it's them e-cig zealots that keep saying that you're still vaping. Or smoking, it's quite confusing. No, wait, it's eh... it's... a CONSPIRACY!!
Marlboro 72s are known to explode when the temperature reaches 72 selsius. Hense their name.
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I wouldn't worry about the condition of the cigs. I'd worry more about the fact that the car would have a smashed window and the cigs gone. If you have to leave them in the car............wait a ....... minute.Why the hell you leavin' them in the car. You'll be needing them will you not??????
Tip: for extra throat hit always leave outside in the sun. Preferably with the pack lid in the open position.
My dad once found my cigs in my school bag and put them up high on a shelf in the living room. He then forgot about them. Well. I never.Once i was tall enough i reached up and took possession of them (10xB&H sovereign.Remember them?). Let me tell you the throat hit was tremendous. Four or five years of steeping. Yeeeehaaaa
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i can't take any other threads on this forum seriously anymore because of this one. strong work folks, well done.
It's like I'm Dutch you know and even I know what you mean like! English is like the new Esperanto you know! Oh, and wow! Some heavy stuff. Like Toffee Caramel!! Or Caramel Toffee!! Heh that was funny
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The lingo is totally world worthy like.You know what i mean?
After a while it's like everybody in the world, like, will be like speaking that way like. You know what i mean,like?
P.S.
I hope somebody presses the like button on this post like, know what i mean?...........
After a while it's like everybody in the world, like, will be like speaking that way like. You know what i mean,like?
P.S.
I hope somebody presses the like button on this post like, know what i mean?...........
Like, how could I NOT push the Like button, you know? Like as if I WOULDN'T push the Like button, I mean, THEN WHAT? Really, you know, I mean, it's EASY! Dude.
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