Cigarette Newbie

[Shadav]

like for sure man....
so we got smokie treats and pizza...i'll bring the booze

 

[jtpjc]

Why don't you visit me, like, as well? I'm right here, sometimes, you know? There's some kind of place around here where they have planes, so that's where you could, like, land. See?

 

[p-doze]

any suggestions for flying with cigs? do i need to put them in their own bag like shampoo?

 

[The Ocelot]

Marlboro 72s are known to explode when the temperature reaches 72 selsius. Hense their name.

We're Americans Dude! Quit pushing fake weather on us! I can spot knock-off Fahrenheit a mile away.

 

[CommaHolly]

sigh,,,,,,I have a confession,,,,,,

I vaped today

I just can't seem to put my spinner down. sigh.

Maybe if it wasn't such a pretty shade of PINK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Ref Minor]

any suggestions for flying with cigs? do i need to put them in their own bag like shampoo?

Put them in the shampoo bottle to get them on board. Then after you stealth smoke one in the toilet wet your hair and people will think you have washed your hair. For a long haul flight tell people you have headlice to explain your frequent visits.

 

[CommaHolly]

snorting,,,,,,,,,,,,

dammit,,,,,it HURTS to snort cigarette smoke,,,,,,,,,stop being so damned funny!

 

[The Ocelot]

The lingo is totally world worthy like.You know what i mean?
After a while it's like everybody in the world, like, will be like speaking that way like. You know what i mean,like?
P.S.
I hope somebody presses the like button on this post like, know what i mean?...........

Yeah, especially when it's two decades passed passé in L.A. (<<<<Native Angelino)

 

[Ref Minor]

sigh,,,,,,I have a confession,,,,,,

I vaped today

I just can't seem to put my spinner down. sigh.

Maybe if it wasn't such a pretty shade of PINK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Soak your cigarettes in a mixture of ...'s milk and donkey blood until they are the requisite shade. This should help, if nothing else bleeding a donkey will take your mind off vaping.

 

[Ref Minor]

Meh, smokers. Cigarettes are just Amish eCigs. Get a Provari.

 

[p-doze]

all this talk of ... milk and donkey blood made me think of 50/50 pg vg unicorn blood(12 mg nic). lord give me strength to not ask for a coupon code for whichever vendor has that on sale this weekend

 

[The Ocelot]

sigh,,,,,,I have a confession,,,,,,

I vaped today

I just can't seem to put my spinner down. sigh.

Maybe if it wasn't such a pretty shade of PINK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

It's okay - it's the vapor you didn't vape that counts. You need to gets some Sobranies. Maybe that Netherlandish guy could send you some. I think they're French or maybe Spanish, anyway, somewhere near the Netherworld. I'm almost sure they have cars there.

ETA: I was wrong, they're from London - I'm sure one of the blokes can get them for you.

 

[Ref Minor]

all this talk of ... milk and donkey blood made me think of 50/50 pg vg unicorn blood(12 mg nic). lord give me strength to not ask for a coupon code for whichever vendor has that on sale this weekend

Unicorn Blood is sold by Fuzion vapour, It's expensive stuff, due to the rarity. It's difficult to find a virgin in Florida.

 

[jtpjc]

sigh,,,,,,I have a confession,,,,,,

I vaped today

I just can't seem to put my spinner down. sigh.

Maybe if it wasn't such a pretty shade of PINK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Doesn't matter. We love WEAKLINGS and TOTAL LOSERS like you. You make us feel better.

 

[Ref Minor]

Doesn't matter. We love WEAKLINGS and TOTAL LOSERS like you. You make us feel better.

Although sometimes we hide our condescension with fake sympathy and understanding.

 

[jtpjc]

And no, we don't have cars. We've got bicycles. And tulips, but those came from Turkey. But we did invent wooden shoes. And coffee shops, although the coffee part is just an excuse.

 

[CommaHolly]

LOL! This thread needs to be a sticky!

 

[CommaHolly]

And no, we don't have cars. We've got bicycles. And tulips, but those came from Turkey. But we did invent wooden shoes. And coffee shops, although the coffee part is just an excuse.

and windmills,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and dikes. And little boys that plug up dikes with their thumbs

 

[jtpjc]

...little boys that plug up dikes with their thumbs...

You have been reported. Although I like the idea.

 

[The Ocelot]

Unicorn Blood is sold by Fuzion vapour, It's expensive stuff, due to the rarity. It's difficult to find a virgin in Florida.

I hear they're trying to get some from Cuba - unicorn whispering apparently pays more than cigar rolling - but once they hit the shore they don't stay virgins very long.