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The Ocelot

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And no, we don't have cars. We've got bicycles. And tulips, but those came from Turkey. But we did invent wooden shoes. And coffee shops, although the coffee part is just an excuse.

You conquered Pennsylvania too, didn't you? And modded chocolate?
 

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Speaking of elephantine, I'm feeling as pumped up and mighty as my state's noble last governor since I switched back to my cigars, thanks be to the thread's OP:closedeyes:.

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Keep going, eventually your teeth will be as yellow as the spray tan!

Hint: you might want to try a different spray tan service; they missed a bit. You can probably fix it up if you dip the stogie in alcohol and swab the resulting yellow juice along your hair line.

Aren't you glad you got a cigar?
 

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This thread will make you laugh till it hurts! LOL!!

I actually have to re-read my posts before posting in the real forum... my snark level-meter has lost calibration, and if I just quickly post whatever comes to mind, I'd probably hurt some feelings.

Back on topic:

If I trade in my Rolls-Away for an actual Rolls mod, is that available without the castle? I know the Rolls keeps its value and can be unloaded in the classifieds for almost the price of a new one. I am concerned about my return on investment from the Rolls-Away, though. Some of my mules ate the poisonwood leaves that had dropped in my yard, and I'm down to only 10. Is it worth it for me to replace the other 10 mules, or should I sell the Rolls-Away as a blem?
 

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Gee sorry about your mules! You would have to see if it is cost effective to replace the mules and the going price on a Rolls Along as well how much tobacco leaf consumed. It might be cheaper to offer "as is" and cut your losses.
The Rolls you can buy without the castle, it only comes with the "kit". Have fun upgrading!! You will love the Rolls :)

I actually have to re-read my posts before posting in the real forum... my snark level-meter has lost calibration, and if I just quickly post whatever comes to mind, I'd probably hurt some feelings.

Back on topic:

If I trade in my Rolls-Away for an actual Rolls mod, is that available without the castle? I know the Rolls keeps its value and can be unloaded in the classifieds for almost the price of a new one. I am concerned about my return on investment from the Rolls-Away, though. Some of my mules ate the poisonwood leaves that had dropped in my yard, and I'm down to only 10. Is it worth it for me to replace the other 10 mules, or should I sell the Rolls-Away as a blem?
 

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I think i'm going to add some extra arsenic to my cigs.. so i can taste those all great chemicals EVEN MORE! wait.. arsenic has the word nic in it.. maybe thats what BT was thinking when they added it in there!
It also has the word 4rse in it so i guess that's your theory blown out of the water. Nice idea though. Thoughtful smokers always welcome here;)
 

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I think i'm going to add some extra arsenic to my cigs.. so i can taste those all great chemicals EVEN MORE! wait.. arsenic has the word nic in it.. maybe thats what BT was thinking when they added it in there!

Does Wizard Labs have arsenic? I really only want a sample size to try, but if it's good I'd like to buy in bulk.
 

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sigh,,,,,,I have a confession,,,,,,

I vaped today :(

I just can't seem to put my spinner down. sigh.

Maybe if it wasn't such a pretty shade of PINK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:(

Again, you're forgetting that you can get a wide array of C-wraps for your cigars. I've got some in purple -

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But you might wanna be careful using the term pink cigar in mixed company:unsure:. Also, it seems that an excess of exuberance for that particular color of thigh-rolled stogie can lead to very unfortunate man-bangs and mutton chops:?: -



But, whatever color cigar you go with, just get back on that wagon, CommaHolly:)!

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