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Ref Minor

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Is that covered under the Automobile Club's service? I'd hate to have to pick up the pieces/chunks of the car...
No, Big ecig has seen to it that most insurances and services exclude cigarette smokers. The one area where the thrice blessed Mom & Pop tobacco industry lobbying appears to have held their own against the vast money and connections of Big ecig is the pensions industry where smokers are rewarded for their healthy habits with a far greater annuity than the so called e-smokers.
 

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I hear they're trying to get some from Cuba - unicorn whispering apparently pays more than cigar rolling - but once they hit the shore they don't stay virgins very long.

I hear Castro has been prescribed cigar rolling for his physical therapy. May you'll be lucky and get one of his masterpieces.
 

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I actually have to re-read my posts before posting in the real forum... my snark level-meter has lost calibration, and if I just quickly post whatever comes to mind, I'd probably hurt some feelings.

Back on topic:

If I trade in my Rolls-Away for an actual Rolls mod, is that available without the castle? I know the Rolls keeps its value and can be unloaded in the classifieds for almost the price of a new one. I am concerned about my return on investment from the Rolls-Away, though. Some of my mules ate the poisonwood leaves that had dropped in my yard, and I'm down to only 10. Is it worth it for me to replace the other 10 mules, or should I sell the Rolls-Away as a blem?

Maybe you'll get lucky and some of them are with foal (or is it fowl?).
 

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I think i'm going to add some extra arsenic to my cigs.. so i can taste those all great chemicals EVEN MORE! wait.. arsenic has the word nic in it.. maybe thats what BT was thinking when they added it in there!

Did you extract the arsenic from rat poisoning? (I'm into diy).
 

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Don't buy cigarettes from Chinese companies, think about all the honest to god US Mom & Pop vendors you are putting out of business.

I DIY all my cigs and pipes as its even cheaper than those Chinese companies and I know what goes into them.

I used to DIY my cigarettes too, but it is just too easy to get them everywhere.
They are all neatly rolled and stacked conveniently into boxes of twenty...
And then into cartons of two hundred.
They come with fantastic names...
Lucky Strike
Kool
Benson and Hedges
Winston
American Spirit
Pall Mall
Capri
Chesterfield
Marlboro
Newport
Raleigh
And a hundred others....

Vaping has nothing on cigarette smoking.
I mean, like, you know...
All they got is mods, eGo's and propipi !

I want to be Kool, and smoke some Raleigh's brought to me by a guy named Winston while listening to Benson and Hedges play their new tune 'Marlboro', while I read 'Pall Mall' while sunning in Capri.
Yea- that's the life.

But right now I have to make a dash to the Canadian border to get me some of those Dunhills and Sobreaies !
I'll be in Montreal in about four hours...
Better pick up a couple of packs of cigs to get me there.
You know, those Canadian's really know a good smoke...
There cigarettes have about three times the nic as American ones !
 
Hi,
I just wanted to ask whether my proposed newbie setup is ok?

(a) 20 Benson & Hedges
(b) box of matches

I know that's a bit of a "here today, gone tomorrow" package but would it be enough to get me started?

Or should I go for it and buy a Dunhill pipe and solid gold Dunhill lighter? They have a great warranty and would last me a long time - I've read so much good stuff about them.

What do you think?

:)

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Does Wizard Labs have arsenic? I really only want a sample size to try, but if it's good I'd like to buy in bulk.

There's lots of arsenic in wood preservative, plus it's way cheaper and comes in 10 gallon drums:
Chromated copper arsenate - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

It's really added a kick to my cigarettes, plus I think the chromium has started to plate my retinas. I'm hoping for a supporting role in the next Chronicles of Riddick movie, if I last that long.
 

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There's lots of arsenic in wood preservative, plus it's way cheaper and comes in 10 gallon drums:
Chromated copper arsenate - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

It's really added a kick to my cigarettes, plus I think the chromium has started to plate my retinas. I'm hoping for a supporting role in the next Chronicles of Riddick movie, if I last that long.

A great additive !
A plus is that there will be no need to embalm me....
And we could be recycled into decks and floor joists !
Ahh- The wonders of science !
 

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But, Propipi or no Propipi, you should still get a cigar.
People with a Propipi know what I am taking about, you pay for the quality handcrafted US workmanship. The bowl is carefully bored out by Rod on the automated drill, the stem is lovingly stamped out on the press by Jane and the mouthpiece is glued on by the robot controlled by Freddie. There is no comparison with a so called cigar, thrown shoddily together on some foreign production line of Cuban virgins thighs. Excuse me, I think I need to lie down, I am feeling all a flutter.
 

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People with a Propipi know what I am taking about, you pay for the quality handcrafted US workmanship. The bowl is carefully bored out by Rod on the automated drill, the stem is lovingly stamped out on the press by Jane and the mouthpiece is glued on by the robot controlled by Freddie. There is no comparison with a so called cigar, thrown shoddily together on some foreign production line of Cuban virgins thighs. Excuse me, I think I need to lie down, I am feeling all a flutter.

Sounds like you have The Vapours, bless your heart.
 
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