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MiamiMom63

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I shall have to persuade 'er indoors to treat me. This is so cool - can't wait for the free voice box. Steven Hawking rocks!

Does the free voice box come as a bottom feeder? I've always wanted one of those in wood! Although I don't really care to be fed from my bottom but what the heck.
 

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Does the free voice box come as a bottom feeder? I've always wanted one of those in wood! Although I don't really care to be fed from my bottom but what the heck.

Hey.. it's got to be better than being fed from someone else's bottom. Just sayin'..
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Sorry for going off topic. :/
 

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Hey.. it's got to be better than being fed from someone else's bottom. Just sayin'..
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Sorry for going off topic. :/

That's not off topic - but I'm all confused about ashtrays now. There are so many of them to choose from in different styles, shapes and colours. I just wonder whether, when I've finished my Benson, it would be simpler to stick the .... up my ..... Just a thought - ymmv.
 

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I forgot to say, welcome. i spend most of my time searching for discount cigarettes at tax free sites. A penny saved, ya know.

Thanks Mare - you're right to be frugal in these recessionary times. Lots of folk round here have taken to eating their own children and elderly relatives to save money for Benson & Hedges. You've got to admire their dedication.
 

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Hey.. it's got to be better than being fed from someone else's bottom. Just sayin'..
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Sorry for going off topic. :/

This is not off topic at all. OMG, reminds me of that horror movie, Centipede. Only the first guy got to smoke and the other two only had his second hand smoke. I hear inhaling second hand smoke in this form is combustible!
 

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I feel like total crap since I gave up vaping and started smoking. I think the organic tar is flushing all the chemicals out of my body making me feel this way.

Boy have i been there! I tried the "vape patch" and it didn't help.. Big Vaping is slowly taking over :(
some advice.. don't drink any water.. none.. all the toxins will build up in your gallbladder and it will rupture.. this is just your body's way of letting you know you're healing from years of vape abuse! Cig on!
 

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Zippos should be banned! Did you hear what happened to that smoker who was trying to refill his Zippo while he smoked his cigarette too close to the stream of lighter fluid and the darned thing exploded? His doctor gave him a prescription for a pocket size fire extinguisher so he doesn't burn away the little skin tissue he has left.

I personally use matches, there's no flammable fluids involved.
 

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WOW! I tried to make DIY cigs, because my supplier who makes Bobo's Heavenly Pluid Blood (my ADS) is currently only open on the 3rd Full Moon of the month, and ONLY if it falls on Wednesday (but not ASH Wednesday) is currently sold out and also needs a spinal tap. His website is down due to CC fraud and I NEED my Bobo's Heavenly Pluid Blood! BAD!!!
Does anyone have another supplier or a recipe that even approximates my ADS?? Because I only have 1000 ml in the freezer.
 

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WOW! I tried to make DIY cigs, because my supplier who makes Bobo's Heavenly Pluid Blood (my ADS) is currently only open on the 3rd Full Moon of the month, and ONLY if it falls on Wednesday (but not ASH Wednesday) is currently sold out and also needs a spinal tap. His website is down due to CC fraud and I NEED my Bobo's Heavenly Pluid Blood! BAD!!!
Does anyone have another supplier or a recipe that even approximates my ADS?? Because I only have 1000 ml in the freezer.

Sorry - I'm afraid that you're f&^%ed! 1000 ml - how lazy is that? Get up your local B&M you armchair-riding bag of pork! Support your local tobacconist before the FDA blow up the planet - because they can!
 

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I should also add that I ONLY smoke AMERICAN, none of that China crap for me. If it ain't American, it is FAKE. I know this because my friend told me while we were at Walmart looking for an I-pod phone.

I did a couple of "dry hits" and my filter tastes burnt.
I ran out of cigs and LICKED my friend's ashtray. Yummers. Now I want a CARAMEL flavored coffee Pluid Blood clone. With Koolada, because I don't like Menthol.
 
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I should also add that I ONLY smoke AMERICAN, none of that China crap for me. If it ain't American, it is FAKE. I know this because my friend told me while we were at Walmart looking for an I-pod phone.

How do you smoke an I-pod phone? Do they sell it at FT? That would be a great stealth smoke! Nice curtains!
 
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