Clever Comebacks to Unenlightened comments

[lordmage]

spikey->priceless

 

[Wormwood]

This is fun! Nice relaxing friday night enjoying my first PV
I am not incredibly witty, tend to leave things lingering.
Nonsmoker: Whats that?
Me: ( looking away exhaling) The future (continue exhaling big hit).....
------or--------
Business patron: theres no smoking here..... your going to have to put that out.
Me: Is that a pick up line? .........and put what out? (taking a puff)

I have given up explaining to people that it is a personal vaporizer, 99.99% of the time they ask if and I quote "Is there any.....you know...in there?" ..... by this point I am already gone.

 

[Wormwood]

All fun aside, I think referring to this as any type of "medical" device lowers us to the same level with those who criticize the ecig without knowing anything about it............

I agree whole heartedly, unless it was prescribed, and cmon how many of us have a prescription for this?

On a side note i did ask a pharmacist if they had anything like PV's and they wouldnt talk to me anymore unless i had a prescription. What an awkward experience.

 

[markule]

I used to have a bumper sticker:

SURGEION GENERAL'S WARNING:
Harrasing Me About My Smoking
May Be Hazardous To Your Health

Even looked like the warning on a pack of smokes.

 

[Ryle]

Your Father ever used this one on anybody?

"You have exactly 5 seconds to go away and stop bothering me and you have wasted 4 of them listening to me talk so after i blink my eyes the next thing i wanna see is a vacuum occupying the space you were in"

lol no.. if he's talking about something you can't shut him up (I once got a 4 hour lecture on sharks because I asked what the biggest one ever was) but when he's angry he's usually a man of very few words... usually though people don't have the balls to mess with him.. I think people are more intimaded by the fact that his shoulders are about 4ft wide than the fact that he's over 6ft tall lol.. make shim look like a big bear walkin around.. The funniest one he's ever come up with was "How about I wad you up in a ball and make you fit in that trash can over there" (as he points at a trashcan only slightly bigger than one commonly used in most houshold bathrooms)

 

[Ryle]

When I use my "holder" avatar I also get these... I kinda miss it now... maybe I should pull that out?

Wow Spiky.. that's funny as hell ..

 

[daniel2828]

When a drunk in a bar told me last night that I wasn't allowed to smoke there, I pointed to my pen style e-cig and told him it was a vapor producing medical device needed for my asthma.