I am going to have to find my college professor from two semesters ago and hand him my e-cig for a few days to try it out. I could so see him explaining the chemical composition of the e-liquid to a waitress like that, and correcting her with every minute detail he can muster!!!
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I am going to have to find my college professor from two semesters ago and hand him my e-cig for a few days to try it out. I could so see him explaining the chemical composition of the e-liquid to a waitress like that, and correcting her with every minute detail he can muster!!!
If I'm smoking in an enclosed public area and they tell me I can't smoke here I'd tell them (note mine's has a green light tip)
"If you can smoke it green you can
"If you can smoke it green you can
love it!!! this is a fun thread!!!
them: sir, you need to put that out.
us: it doesnt go out
my fav though if to take a huge drag, then while exhaling slowly (to provide maximum vapor effect), pretend to extinguish it on my tongue.
or just stick in your pocket after a big drag.
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OOOOH, I posted this in another thread but think it may be helpful:
"It's not a cigarette. It is a nebulizer. A medical device that helps me abstain from smoking. It contains no carcinogens, produces no harmful second-hand smoke, and the liquid that is vaporized is regarded as safe for consumption by the FDA.
If you have further questions, please visit www.ecassoc.org, as it is a valuable source of information on the topic.
Thank you for your concern, and have a pleasant day!"
them: sir, you need to put that out.
us: it doesnt go out
my fav though if to take a huge drag, then while exhaling slowly (to provide maximum vapor effect), pretend to extinguish it on my tongue.
or just stick in your pocket after a big drag.
Edit:
OOOOH, I posted this in another thread but think it may be helpful:
"It's not a cigarette. It is a nebulizer. A medical device that helps me abstain from smoking. It contains no carcinogens, produces no harmful second-hand smoke, and the liquid that is vaporized is regarded as safe for consumption by the FDA.
If you have further questions, please visit www.ecassoc.org, as it is a valuable source of information on the topic.
Thank you for your concern, and have a pleasant day!"
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I can do a mean Jack Nicholson, and would exchange something like this:
Tobaccophobe - (After crossing a street, going over a fence, through an alley and down a flight of stairs) "This is a non-smoking area. Take your cancerstick somewhere else!"
Flagg - (Sighs)"Excuse me, sir. This isn't some cancerstick you'd see poking out of the mouth of some nineteen-year-old kid who'd just finished raking the leaves out of your front yard. This happens to be the device that distributes the medicine I have to take that keeps me from planting my foot into the backsides of know-it-alls who can't seem to mind their own business.
And, ahhh. I'm running a little dry right about now...."
Tobaccophobe - (After crossing a street, going over a fence, through an alley and down a flight of stairs) "This is a non-smoking area. Take your cancerstick somewhere else!"
Flagg - (Sighs)"Excuse me, sir. This isn't some cancerstick you'd see poking out of the mouth of some nineteen-year-old kid who'd just finished raking the leaves out of your front yard. This happens to be the device that distributes the medicine I have to take that keeps me from planting my foot into the backsides of know-it-alls who can't seem to mind their own business.
And, ahhh. I'm running a little dry right about now...."
Gotta love ol' Jack.
Whenever I get an incoming email on my laptop, I have a recording of Jack from The Shining:
"Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're diSTRACTING me. And it will THEN take me TIME to get BACK to where I was.....Understand?"
I love it! Also love the nick too hehe.... Have you read Cell yet?
I've heard of it, but haven't had time to read a good book for a few years.
"Hey, can you give me a cigarette?"
puff, puff
"Sorry, I don't smoke."
puff, puff
puff, puff
"Sorry, I don't smoke."
puff, puff
sitting down at a poker machine in vegas and put a lit cig in the ashtray, woman next to me remarks "ya know, I'm probably smoking more of that than YOU are"
pick up cig and take a big ol fat draw and reply "GREAT! my doctor told me to cut down"
pick up cig and take a big ol fat draw and reply "GREAT! my doctor told me to cut down"
Lol this is a great thread.
My answer to anyone who says I cant smoke somewhere..
"Ill have to remember that if I ever start smoking again."
My answer to anyone who says I cant smoke somewhere..
"Ill have to remember that if I ever start smoking again."
One I was thinking of earlier today regarding smoking of analogs and being verbally assaulted by antis about the habit -
"The tax money from tobacco goes towards free medical care for children, but apparently you dont want children to get any medical care; shame on you!"
"The tax money from tobacco goes towards free medical care for children, but apparently you dont want children to get any medical care; shame on you!"
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Mine's in my signature, something "Igetcha" said in a post that totally amused me:
Haha, this reminds me of a conversation I had 2 days ago with a group of buddies that I was using my M403 around...after explaining to them what it was all about...I got to the liquid, and they saw my 10ml bottle that I got for $10 and said, "That lasts how long?!?" , I said "Meh, so far looks like it's going to last a week or so?..." Their reply was "**** dude, that's expensive"...my reply "As opposed to what? the $8-$16 a DAY I used to spend on Marlboro Lights?"...the conversation ended right there.
Being 6' 8" and weighing at or about 265 lbs first thing i do is credit anyone one person for being brave enough to approach me in the first place and after explaining to them the nature of my device and advising them that in this community there are no laws governing their use in public. every now and again that's not enough and i run into someone who insists on being incredibly rude and then i ask..........
"are you a christian?"
99% of the time they reply yes
"well then you may or may not be aware of the passage in your bible that upon death all knowledge will be released unto you and if you don't stop bothering me right now i will give you the ultimate education."
"are you a christian?"
99% of the time they reply yes
"well then you may or may not be aware of the passage in your bible that upon death all knowledge will be released unto you and if you don't stop bothering me right now i will give you the ultimate education."
I've always been partial to:
"Ahh ya dress funny and yer mudder wears army boots."
It works in most situations.
Northern "Never explain" Bob
"Ahh ya dress funny and yer mudder wears army boots."
It works in most situations.
Northern "Never explain" Bob
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