Yeah - great for fireproofing and i only buy lead coated Chinese toys for my friends kids - well - apart from drumkits, vuvezelas and the like.
I am their favourite uncle and their parents hate me, which is as it ought to be.
I once asked my father, who was driving a battered old car, that had holes in the footwell, 'how come uncle Michael drives around in the latest sportscar and looks like Towser's testes all the time - always smartly dressed, stress-free and all that?"
"Uncle Michael never had kids"
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