Coca-Cola, Banana & A ProVari

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

"Coca-Cola, Banana & A ProVari" LOL, sounds like the beginning of a bad bar joke... Anyway!

Ever have one of them days when everything is just perfect?

Just sitting here vapin away on my ProVari, got some DIY banana juice in my tank, & sipping a tall cold glass of coke!

Life is good!



Feel free to talk about anything... Hijack the thread... Or whatever!!!

Anyone know any good ProVari jokes?​

 

[The Ocelot]

I thought you were vaping a banana cola flavored juice. Shudder.

What do you get when you cross a ProVari and a Vamo?

 

[glycerol]

yeah, i'd love a cola-banana flavoured juice ..

 

[Thrasher]

I thought you were vaping a banana cola flavored juice. Shudder.

What do you get when you cross a ProVari and a Vamo?

ummmm a PROMO?

 

[glycerol]

Variamo???

 

[The Ocelot]

What do you get when you cross a ProVari and a Vamo?

I don't know, but be careful. It's built like a tank and hisses like a rattlesnake.

How many AntiProVarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Susan W.]

All I know is they yet to see the light.

I don't know, but be careful. It's built like a tank and hisses like a rattlesnake.

How many AntiProVarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Thrasher]

How many AntiProVarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

umm lets see
one will have to question the cost of the lightbulb
two will have to ask if that lightbulb is actually better then a candle
a 4th will always tell you all lightbulbs work the same
another will chime in that the lightbulb is overrated in the first place.

 

[The Ocelot]

How many AntiProVarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. All they know how to do is turn on the light and forget it; everything else is too hard. If the light goes out they can buy another lamp. You can buy 5 lamps for the price of a ProVari.

 

[The Ocelot]

umm lets see
one will have to question the cost of the lightbulb
two will have to ask if that lightbulb is actually better then a candle
a 4th will always tell you all lightbulbs work the same
another will chime in that the lightbulb is overrated in the first place.

You forgot the one that says if you think you see better with a new bulb you're a fanboy.

 

[Spydro]

yeah, i'd love a cola-banana flavoured juice ..

Not a problem at all if you have one of these hoakie devices. Uses two 510 carto's/dripper's that you can charge with two different e-liquids. Comes in handy for my DIY to test flavors with each other, figure out ratio's between them.
But I don't take it out in public. 8-o