#200, and only a few more to go. There are some really great ones, made me chortle. I hope everyone's having as much fun as I am reading them. Be careful of repeats.
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This will probably be my one and only attempt. This had me rolling... It is a long read, but I thought it was worth it. 
When I hit the last paragraph/post, I couldn't see through my tears. Hopefully, someone has the same sense of humor as I do.
Also - I have no idea if this has been posted or not.
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When I hit the last paragraph/post, I couldn't see through my tears. Hopefully, someone has the same sense of humor as I do.Also - I have no idea if this has been posted or not.
Edit: ok it seems to be working. A thumbnail was best for this, it would have been huge, otherwise. You'll have to zoom in after you click it.
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I can't stop laughing at this one! Named appropriately "the funniest video in the world"!!!
http://youtu.be/1w3evmb-z4Y
http://youtu.be/1w3evmb-z4Y
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A man in the old country went to the hospital to have an operation.
The doctor came out, and took him to the operation room.
When they set him on the bed, the doctor asked him, we have the regular anesthesia and cheap anesthesia, which one can you afford. He said, the cheap anesthesia. So the doctor and the nurses went, rock-a-bye, baby, thy cradle is green; father's a nobleman, mother's a queen.
The doctor came out, and took him to the operation room.
When they set him on the bed, the doctor asked him, we have the regular anesthesia and cheap anesthesia, which one can you afford. He said, the cheap anesthesia. So the doctor and the nurses went, rock-a-bye, baby, thy cradle is green; father's a nobleman, mother's a queen.
I again lie awake waiting for you.
As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel
this very strong primitive urge to grab you and
squeeze you, because I can't forget last night
and what you shamelessly did to me then...
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy
and calm night, and what happened in my bed still
leaves a real tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without
any reservations, you lay on my naked body...and
once again, did your thing!!
You sensed my indifference, so you applied your
hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation,
and you nearly drove me crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep, limp and worn-out again.
Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched
for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness
to last night's terrible events. My body still
bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing,
making it harder to forget you.
.
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.
.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
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.
.
.
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.
you f-------g mosquito.
As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel
this very strong primitive urge to grab you and
squeeze you, because I can't forget last night
and what you shamelessly did to me then...
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy
and calm night, and what happened in my bed still
leaves a real tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without
any reservations, you lay on my naked body...and
once again, did your thing!!
You sensed my indifference, so you applied your
hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation,
and you nearly drove me crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep, limp and worn-out again.
Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched
for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness
to last night's terrible events. My body still
bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing,
making it harder to forget you.
.
.
.
.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
.
.
.
.
.
.
you f-------g mosquito.
The lady was a refined Southerner who attended services and taught Sunday School every week.
On one Sunday, an out-of-town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"
"Why yes, that would be nice," the lady responded.
The gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in town.
When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a drink before dinner?"
"Oh, no," said this fine example of Southern womanhood, "Whatever would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner.
When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked,"Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh my, goodness no," said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did."
Our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn.
He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh, mmmm, how would you like to stop at this motel?"
Sure, that would be nice," she said with anticipation! The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U- turn right then and there and drove back to the motel and checked in.
The next morning, after a wild and passionate night, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, "What the heck have I done?" He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've gotta ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them":
"You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time!!"
On one Sunday, an out-of-town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"
"Why yes, that would be nice," the lady responded.
The gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in town.
When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a drink before dinner?"
"Oh, no," said this fine example of Southern womanhood, "Whatever would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner.
When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked,"Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh my, goodness no," said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did."
Our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn.
He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh, mmmm, how would you like to stop at this motel?"
Sure, that would be nice," she said with anticipation! The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U- turn right then and there and drove back to the motel and checked in.
The next morning, after a wild and passionate night, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, "What the heck have I done?" He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've gotta ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them":
"You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time!!"
...Thanks for the contest.
It's to bad I could not post the really funny foul bad taste ones
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