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Well just got the news that's it gonna be another week or so before the shop is finished. Soooo another week off. Maybe I can get some painting done.

After I got home this afternoon I layed down to sleep a few minutes. Ruger had layed peacefully in my lab in the truck so I though maybe he'd nap with me a few minutes. Ummm, no. He wanted to play. So I played with him a bit to tire him out. Didn't work. Decided to put him in the kennel instead. He cried and cried. No nap. I started a new med and it's making me extremely sleepy and I have to take it in the morning. Hopefully that side effect will wear off.
 

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Its a good thing y'all came back... I had several jokes ready to go.

Jess, the elephant jokes are a seriously underrated form of comedy that no one here seems to appreciate. So, when I find myself alone for any length of time, I will post them one at a time until someone comes in to talk to me. The longer the time alone, the better (or worse) the jokes get.

I think someone/something has abducted my wife...

Because of the rain, grilling is out of the question. So, Mrs E is struggling to put meals together for dinner that have to be cooked completely indoors. Tonight's brainstorm was breakfast for dinner. Which I have no problems with. She cooked pancakes, eggs, and sausage. But she couldnt get the sausage done just right, so she didnt feed it to the kids, in case it was undercooked. So, she called me when I left work to ask if I would stop by the store for eggs and milk (no chickens a-layin' here). But here's the kicker... she asked... seriously felt she had to ASK... if I would like bacon for dinner. :blink: The woman that I have known for over 15 years. The woman that I have been married to and lived with for over 13 years.... doesnt know me well enough to know if I would eat bacon for dinner?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!? Its like I dont even know her anymore.

Is this sink too weird for the bathroom at the new hut?
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When the page first loaded, and I saw only the top quarter of it, I wouldve sworn it was a petri dish. But once I scrolled down and actually saw what it was, I think it looks pretty darned spiffy!

:lol: I always told Sonny to put on his tinfoil hat and go watch for lightening....
There isnt a smiley here to full encompass the depths of that hilarity. I still say you need to write a book with all of the little things like that you did while raising Sonny. I truly believe it would spend several months on the Bestseller's list.

I'm here, just working.
I cant like that.... Its time to go home.
 

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They would probably arrest me if I wrote the book. Though none of it were crimes when it happened, much of it would be now. Like putting the kids out of the car for kicking the back of my seat. Telling them that I wish them the best of luck with their new lives, and driving away.
Disclaimer: I drove around the block, waited an appropriate amount of time for them to really get the depth of their situation, then came back and picked them up. No one ever kicked my seat again.

I call it: "Parenting the Witchdoctor Way" :D
 

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They would probably arrest me if I wrote the book. Though none of it were crimes when it happened, much of it would be now. Like putting the kids out of the car for kicking the back of my seat. Telling them that I wish them the best of luck with their new lives, and driving away.
Disclaimer: I drove around the block, waited an appropriate amount of time for them to really get the depth of their situation, then came back and picked them up. No one ever kicked my seat again.

I call it: "Parenting the Witchdoctor Way" :D

My granny made my uncle go stand on the corner of the street wearing a dress one time. I don't know what he did wrong but it must have been really, really bad!
 

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My granny made my uncle go stand on the corner of the street wearing a dress one time. I don't know what he did wrong but it must have been really, really bad!
A friend of mine sent her teenage son to the store for Kotex. And called the store while he was on his way to ask them to make him buy the largest box, and to not give him a bag. He walked home 6 blocks with the mega economy box. And did not sass his mother again.
 

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I have to go in for a physical tomorrow, and was told not to eat after 9pm. So of course that meant "eat until 9pm"! :lol: I had a salad, ice cream, PBJ, a beer, an apple, pretzels... I think I'll be good until tomorrow! :laugh:

I'd do the same thing.

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They would probably arrest me if I wrote the book. Though none of it were crimes when it happened, much of it would be now. Like putting the kids out of the car for kicking the back of my seat. Telling them that I wish them the best of luck with their new lives, and driving away.
Disclaimer: I drove around the block, waited an appropriate amount of time for them to really get the depth of their situation, then came back and picked them up. No one ever kicked my seat again.

I call it: "Parenting the Witchdoctor Way" :D
You would have to market it it as a work of fiction. But thats EASILY doable! Besides, there HAS to be a statute of limitations on that kind of thing.

I have to go in for a physical tomorrow, and was told not to eat after 9pm. So of course that meant "eat until 9pm"! :lol: I had a salad, ice cream, PBJ, a beer, an apple, pretzels... I think I'll be good until tomorrow! :laugh:
If they didnt expect it, they would be able to say "midnight! :laugh:
 

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Is this sink too weird for the bathroom at the new hut?
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Love it!

Puppies and naps do not mix.

You need to get on his nap schedule.

That's just cruel...:lol::lol::lol:

But hilarious!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...o!

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What he said!

Funny, that's what I was thinking. I'd hate for our hut bathroom to look like every other buildings bathroom. And surprisingly enough, Mr. V said: "Cool, koi pond at home, and a koi pond at work."

Go Mr. V!

The red one would creep me out.

BUT IT'S RED! :shock:

I'm here, just working.

blech, go home!

Y'all have been chatty chatty all day and I come in and I'm the only one here.

I had to get blood drawn today. Three holes later and they finally got it figured out. :glare:

What she said!

What they said!
 

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Im off to bed folks. I hate that we are missing out on our picnic because of the tropical storm. I was really looking forward to the day of nothing and getting paid to do it. Now I have to do my permit test with the kids on Saturday.

Oh well. At least tomorrow is Friday!

Stinks about the picnic but you're right, tomorrow is Friday which helps.

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Love it!



You need to get on his nap schedule.



But hilarious!



What he said!



Go Mr. V!



BUT IT'S RED! :shock:



blech, go home!



I had to get blood drawn today. Three holes later and they finally got it figured out. :glare:



What they said!

The worst is when the dig in your arm trying to get a vein. *shivers*

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