-= Corrupt A Wish =-

[tgcrna]

Granted, but now you've inherited six million dollars and never have to work again.

I wish I was 21 years old and know what I know now.

TT

Granted, but you are a PITA to all of your 21-yr-old friends who, behind your back, refer to you as 'Know-it-All'

I wish I was a genie and could just blink my eyes and get whatever I want!

 

[DeXTeR]

Granted but your stuck in your lantern forever looking out a tiny pinhole window looking at everything you ever wanted just outside the lantern.

I wish the FDA would go mind their own fcking business.

 

[salemgold]

Granted but your stuck in your lantern forever looking out a tiny pinhole window looking at everything you ever wanted just outside the lantern.

I wish the FDA would go mind their own fcking business.

Granted and then we could all happily stay ex smokers I know that was not corrupt but the best that I could come up with regarding that wish.

I wish that all of my friends and family have a very Merry Christmas

 

[Chrisctx]

Granted,because your sitting in a mexican prison and wont be able to spend a minute with them.

I wish that I was in beautiful Colorado making a run down MARY JANE

 

[eso]

Granted...but then you woke up and realized that the mary-jane you were dreaming of ashed off and burned a whole in your couch!

I wish for everyone at ECF to have all they wish for Christmas!

 

[DeXTeR]

Granted but now all ecig companies are out of business and ecf no longer exist because everyone has an infinite supply of the perfect hardware and e-liquid.

I wish we were going to have a white Christmas this year.

 

[TexasT]

Granted, but now you have to climb up your chimney to get out of the house and get away from your wife who has been suffering from a severe case of cabin fever for the last eight days.

I wish LD would quit humping my leg. I'm ticklish!

TT

 

[yo vapo]

Oops, wrong group. I really need to start paying more attention.

 

[Padre]

Granted, but now you have to climb up your chimney to get out of the house and get away from your wife who has been suffering from a severe case of cabin fever for the last eight days.

I wish LD would quit humping my leg. I'm ticklish!

TT

granted but now he has moved onto a different body part!

I wish I had the ability to smell like a dog!

 

[Sdh]

Granted: you now have the ability to smell like a dog. However, you are a dog now and your wife gave you to the humane society.

I wish people were more aware of mental illness as a disease. (Really!)

 

[TexasT]

Granted: you now have the ability to smell like a dog. However, you are a dog now and your wife gave you to the humane society.

I wish people were more aware of mental illness as a disease. (Really!)

What is that I smell? Oh, its Padre. Gosh, he smells like an old, wet dog that been rolling in a .... that was shot a week ago! Phew!

And Sdh, I wish your wish could be granted. A person I know is so friggin intelligent she could have easily done something truly worthwhile with her life. But sadly, she prefers to use her intelligence to destroy other peoples lives. And I don't mean hurt ... I mean destroy. A terribly sad situation. She's not seen as a threat to society so I don't suppose she'll ever get help.

Mental illness comes in all kinds of guises and disguises. Some of the homeless we see have had some bad luck, or a drug problem, but there are some who are simply mentally ill. And all we've done as a nation is dump them on the streets to survive the best they can.

I see advertisements on television of little puppies with round, wet eyes and folks soliciting money to take care of them.. and that's okay. But I've never seen an ongoing advertisement soliciting money to help the the mentally ill out on the streets and those are human beings.

Okay. I'm done with my rant. I'd sure like to see your wish granted.

And my wish is .... I wish Padre didn't smell like a dog!

 

[eso]

Then you realized everyone was watching you sniff Padre and now we are back to a mental health question again!

 

[Padre]

I thought someone would take it wrong and it just had to be Texas T

I dont want to smell like a dog, I want to smell like a dog

got it? Good

Oh!!!!!!
granted! Padre doesn't smell like a dog, he smells like Caramel Cream!


I wish my 'puter had a web cam so you can see when I am laughing with you instead of laughing at you

 

[Padre]

Geez, with all the italics and bolds, now I am confused.
Let me ask the wife...hold on...

(Honey, do I smell like a dog?)
Oh well, still napping.. she barked at me!

 

[TexasT]

I thought someone would take it wrong and it just had to be Texas T

I dont want to smell like a dog, I want to smell like a dog

got it? Good

Oh!!!!!!
granted! Padre doesn't smell like a dog, he smells like Caramel Cream!


I wish my 'puter had a web cam so you can see when I am laughing with you instead of laughing at you

LOL, you don't need a web cam buddy! I'm with you 100 per cent!

TT

 

[Sdh]

Ok Padre you smell like Caramel creme....too bad you had to buy a gallon and now your in debt.

I wish everyone a safe and Happy Holiday!

 

[Free2BMe]

Granted, but then no one got their lumps of coal and ended up being sad anyway.

I wish I could have seen Janis Joplin live in concert.

 

[Free2BMe]

Sheesh, no one likes this game or what?! It's gonna look kinda funny if I start filling up pages by my lonesome.

Free, I'll grant you that wish, but then you'll almost be as old as TT now. *snicker*

I wish Pokey would share some of her naps and quit being selfish with 'em.

 

[TexasT]

Okay Free, your wish is granted and you now possess all of Pokey's naps and your a walking, sleeping zombie who is as old as TexasT!

Now for MY wish!

I wish I could understand women...

TT

 

[Free2BMe]

Granted, but you have a hard time finding a bra that fits or a lipstick shade you like.

I wish I wasn't picturing TT in a bra and wearing lipstick.