I know you are more than likely just joking, but just in case you aren't aware......flu shots are TERRIBLE for you. They are made from animals, and contain trace amounts of heavy metals, pus, blood, mucus, etc. You can research it yourself.
I've known many people to get very sick from flu shots....and thousands across the globe have been completely paralyzed from them. Some have developed auto immune diseases from them. Use at your own risk.
Personally, I wont go NEAR them. They are a gimick, as a healthy person should be able to come into minimal contact with the flu virus, and not get it. And if you do get it, your body uses the opportunity to cleanse itself. Not a bad thing.
I wont let my children get flu shots, and now all the schools are pushing them hard core. Agenda to the max.