Dirty Monkey Vapeworks List #2

[Xobeloot]

Still available from the botched batch @ $5/bottle

Classic Raw: 15
Appoo Raw: 7
Peach Raw: 11
Lemon Raw: 5

 

[Xobeloot]

Still available from the botched batch @ $5/bottle

Classic Raw: 15
Appoo Raw: 6
Peach Raw: 9
Lemon Raw: 4

 

[james1980]

SO... I sit here fuming and trying not to explode wondering how I am going to break this news.

There is no easy way to say it...


I totally messed up this batch. I just finished bottling all the raw requests and proceeded to whip up a small bottle of blended for myself. My poo extraction did not steep as it has on previous batches. I mixed at my usual ratios, steeped, etc... It just came out weak.

Typically I would mix 1ml poo into 10ml base and it is perfect. Right now I have 3ml into about 12ml to get the flavoring right.

I now have about 51 bottles in all flavors that I can not, in good conscience, send out to people. The flavored varieties may be OK if all you wanted was the flavor, but the poo to flavor ratio is going to be completely off.

This being said... It is with heavy heart that I announce that there will be no poo... At least, no poo that I am proud of.

I do not have the time, nor the funds to fix this horrendous error on my part. The ship has sailed, and I won't be able to redeem myself until after deployment.

I have the following botched bottles on hand:

Classic Raw: 29
Appoo Raw: 7
Peach Raw: 11
Lemon Raw: 5

If anyone wants any of these to try, I will let them go at $5 per bottle.

I am terribly sorry all



In good faith, I will still honor my posted drawing:

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james1980! Ha! Merry-Happy Chrismachanuakwanzukkah to you!

PM incoming.

I Won ! I was just thinking earlier today how great that would be, what a great Christmas present I'm smiling ear to ear, I wanted a reo but have been unemployed and could not justify the purchase At this time Thank You I was just telling my wife I never win anything cant wait

 

[Gigdujour]

I Won ! I was just thinking earlier today how great that would be, what a great Christmas present I'm smiling ear to ear, I wanted a reo but have been unemployed and could not justify the purchase At this time Thank You I was just telling my wife I never win anything cant wait

Congratulations! Welcome to Reoville


Master of Bassets...and not much else.

 

[Xobeloot]

I Won ! I was just thinking earlier today how great that would be, what a great Christmas present I'm smiling ear to ear, I wanted a reo but have been unemployed and could not justify the purchase At this time Thank You I was just telling my wife I never win anything cant wait

Just reading this makes it all worthwhile! Enjoy my friend!

 

[Xobeloot]

Still available from the botched batch @ $5/bottle

Classic Raw: 12
Appoo Raw: 3
Peach Raw: 6
Lemon Raw: 2

 

[Filthy-Beast]

I Won ! I was just thinking earlier today how great that would be, what a great Christmas present I'm smiling ear to ear, I wanted a reo but have been unemployed and could not justify the purchase At this time Thank You I was just telling my wife I never win anything cant wait

Congrats man, Your going to love it! Be sure to visit Reoville and post a pic when you get it.

Just reading this makes it all worthwhile! Enjoy my friend!

Kevin, You might have messed up a batch but somebody had your back making sure the giveaway went to the right person. Have a great Christmas and I hope time flies for you while you're in country!

Drew

 

[Xobeloot]

Thanks Drew!

 

[Xobeloot]

Still available from the botched batch @ $5/bottle

Classic Raw: 11
Appoo Raw: 3
Peach Raw: 5
Lemon Raw: 2

 

[Xobeloot]

Still available from the botched batch @ $5/bottle

Classic Raw: 8
Appoo Raw: 2
Peach Raw: 4
Lemon Raw: 1

 

[james1980]

ok made my mind up on the reo grand, silver vein with an rm2 and some extra parts order is placed just waiting on confirmation, still in shock that I won

 

[Xobeloot]

Excellent brother! Your excitement is exactly why I do stuff like this!

Check your PM's. Ineed to make sure you have some fresh, properly mixed poo. I'll use some of the botched batch to mix it where it needs to be.

 

[Xobeloot]

In other news: Botched batch or not, we are currently sitting at $56 into Wounded warrior project.

 

[Xobeloot]

Still available from the botched batch @ $5/bottle

Classic Raw: 6
Appoo Raw: 2
Peach Raw: 4
Lemon Raw: 1

 

[dtrud0h]

Just sent on for the rest of the inventory
Hope to get what's listed above, but other pm's ahead of me come first.

Congrats James, and better luck next time Kevin.
Sent from my XT1055 using Xparent Cyan Tapatalk 2

 

[Xobeloot]

Duane: Had a couple other PM's this morning but sent you an invoice too.

Botched Batch is sold out.

Thank you all!

 

[luceblueboy]

Dangit! I'd been waiting and totally missed the posts from last night!! Oh well, at least another person didn't like theirs and saw my review and sent me some for free......

 

[Xobeloot]

Luce: Ramjet has made an offer to get some of his order sent to you. Info in your PM's

 

[luceblueboy]

I'd like to publicly thank Ramjet for the generosity! Due to DIYing I've been able to vape in a tight budget with a pregnant wife.

 

[Xobeloot]

Well guys! This run was not a complete failure! You will still get the poo (botched nonetheless, it'll still blend at the correct ratio).

James got himself a brand new Reo grand + 120ml of pre-blended 8mg poo, and we've again raised a decent amount for the Wounded Warrior Project!



On that note, it saddens me to say that I will not be making another batch before I leave. As much as I would like to correct the mistake from this batch, I need all the time I can get with my wife before heading out for another year.

Thank you all for your support. I have made many new friends through this adventure, and I look forward to restarting the poo factory once I return home!

-Kevin