It's my P.E.N.I.S. I suck my P.E.N.I.S. In the middle of my P.E.N.I.S. is P.I.S.S. (Personal Inhaler System Solution). I used to have to go outside to suck a ..., but now I can enjoy my P.E.N.I.S. right where I sit. Life is good!
A whole new twist on P.E.N.I.S. envy. Freud would be proud.