Oh I packed a whole crate of booze!
It was...chocolate booze. In the form of chocolate candies shaped like bottles, and wrapped in assorted booze labels...cuz I drank all the real booze.
I haz a guilt. [emoji20]
Take a taco? [emoji895][emoji895][emoji895][emoji895][emoji895][emoji895]
YOU, my good man, are THE man!
A taco? Grab a pallet full! Please. And don't forget TO's bacon. TO"s got THE bacon to top ALL bacon.
And no, it is NOT her goat.