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e-cig movie quotes (lets have some fun here)

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WolfeReign

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If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my Provari, would you be grateful?

and from the same movie...


Y'know, I could vape a peach for hours. my edit: (Epipemods Sweet Georgia Peach i.e) ;)

Excuse me as i get my mind back from somewhere LOL i just realized i need to watch more movies :ohmy:
 

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well no one is going to go there with this one so i will try (someone redo this one if it is not proper)

Dirty Hairy:

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he adjust it for 4V or 6V before handing it to you?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this GS Superbomb with puff counter, the most powerful battery in the world, and would blow your head clean off if you adjusted the the volts to high for the boge, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Smoker: Freeze op. Now, left hand, pull out your provari.
[modarator pulls out their provari with extended end cap]
Smoker: My, that's a big one.

We Find at the end of a remixed Version of Aliens, the mad scientist Constantine has thrown out the crews cigarettes and has made a very healthy does of Crap juice as DIY, but needs to let it steep we find a very calm non smoker/non vaper Lambert trying to call a very irate crew.....

Lambert: Well, how about a little something to lower your spirits?
Dallas: Thrill me, would ya?
Lambert: Well, based on my calculations, based on time spent getting to and from the planet...
Dallas: Just give me the short version, how long you :censored: to steep this :censored:?
Lambert: Ten months.
Ripley: Oh god.
 

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So far these are all great, does anyone mind if i use them for the August issue of 510? (seeing as July's is already off to the publisher)? Also (and for those that read through all the treads, in your post please say if i can have permission to use what you say and your user name in the next issue) :D
 

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I took what Dusty_D said and now i am going to really get you all to put on your thinking caps....see if you know these ones

(hint: terrible 1990 B-Rated film)
Father: So what makes you think you can amp my cart?
Abraxas: My box has VV, trust me.
Mother: Your what?
Abraxas: VV. Variable Voltage.

(Hint: the "cure" carried the same number as the squeal)
Cameron Vale: You called me a Vaper. What is that?
Paul Ruth: Freak of nature, born with a certain ability to think outside the box and not want to be part of the mortality rate of smokers; derangement of the synapses which we call a serial vapist.
 

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I took what Dusty_D said and now i am going to really get you all to put on your thinking caps....see if you know these ones

(hint: terrible 1990 B-Rated film)
Father: So what makes you think you can amp my cart?
Abraxas: My box has VV, trust me.
Mother: Your what?
Abraxas: VV. Variable Voltage.

(Hint: the "cure" carried the same number as the squeal)
Cameron Vale: You called me a Vaper. What is that?
Paul Ruth: Freak of nature, born with a certain ability to think outside the box and not want to be part of the mortality rate of smokers; derangement of the synapses which we call a serial vapist.

Use away :D
 

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One from my favourite Christmas movie:

John McClane: They're mostly European, judging by their clothing labels and ... PVs. They're well-financed and very slick.

Al Powell: Well, now, how could you know that?

John McClane: I've seen enough rebuildable attys in my time to recognize the ones they got must've cost a fortune.
 

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I love the smell of e-juice in the morning. It smells like victory. Apocolypse Now

Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a vaper drips, an angel gets his wings. It's a Wonderful Life

You're gonna need a bigger tank - Jaws

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a vaper. I coulda been somebody, instead of a smoker, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, FDA. - On the Waterfront

Mrs.Provari, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? The Graduate

Bounty Hunter. Shaken, not stirred. -James Bond

The path of the vaper is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil goverment men. Blessed is he who, in the name of health and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. -Pulp Fiction (should be the CASAA Motto, lol)

You may use any of mine if you wish. :D
 
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You want the PROVARI?!! You can't HANDLE the Provari..

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So far these are all great, does anyone mind if i use them for the August issue of 510? (seeing as July's is already off to the publisher)? Also (and for those that read through all the treads, in your post please say if i can have permission to use what you say and your user name in the next issue) :D

Go for it!
 

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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You broke my LavaTube. Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You broke my LavaTube. Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You broke my LavaTube. Prepare to die.
I just work for Vizzini to pay for my carts and liquid. There's not a lot of money in revenge.


Vwapage. Vwapage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Vwapage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
So tweasure your Pawo-Vo weri.


Have fun Vapin' in da castle.
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mocha latte and tobacco Vapage, where the mocha is nice and smooth and the tobacco is ripe


They're vape-ing again. Do we have to read the vape-ing parts?
Since the invention of the Electronic Cigarette there have been five E-Liquids that were rated the most Delicious, the most Pure. TastyVapor left them all behind. The End.
 

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Fox: "The water supply won't help you disperse an inhalant."
Bruce: "What?"
Fox: "Unless you have a microwave emitter powerful enough. to vaporize all the e juice in the mains. A microwave emitter like the one Taste Your Juice just misplaced."
Bruce: "Misplaced?"
Fox: "Phil just fired me for asking too many questions about it."

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Fox reveals to Bruce that Taste Your Juice lost a microwave emitter that could disperse the weaponized e juice through Gotham.
 
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