well no one is going to go there with this one so i will try (someone redo this one if it is not proper)
Dirty Hairy:
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he adjust it for 4V or 6V before handing it to you?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this GS Superbomb with puff counter, the most powerful battery in the world, and would blow your head clean off if you adjusted the the volts to high for the boge, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Smoker: Freeze op. Now, left hand, pull out your provari.
[modarator pulls out their provari with extended end cap]
Smoker: My, that's a big one.
We Find at the end of a remixed Version of Aliens, the mad scientist Constantine has
thrown out the crews cigarettes and has made a very healthy does of Crap
juice as DIY, but needs to let it steep we find a very calm non smoker/non vaper Lambert trying to call a very irate crew.....
Lambert: Well, how about a little something to lower your spirits?
Dallas: Thrill me, would ya?
Lambert: Well, based on my calculations, based on time spent getting to and from the planet...
Dallas: Just give me the short version, how long you

to steep this

?
Lambert: Ten months.
Ripley: Oh god.