Email to yourself as a vaping newb

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Harlequin

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If you could email yourself back when you were a newb, offering the best vaping wisdom you've gained since then, what would you write?

Here's mine:

Dear Harlequin,

congratulations on making the choice to start vaping. I know it's scary to prepare to say good-bye to cigarettes; after all, they've been with you through so much. Twenty-eight years of life, good times and bad times ... but the truth is that you're not getting any younger, and your old pal Cigarettes isn't really the friend he once seemed to be. You know? That slight wheeze won't get any better while you're smoking, and you know that's just the tip of the iceberg. Time to say goodbye.

Anyway, I know you've done your homework and are all prepped to get a Joye 510, mostly because it's about the same size as a cigarette and it has a cool blue light on the end. Go for it, its a fine model. Just be aware that there's something called an eGo in your future. BTW, don't bother with cartridges and filler; just drip the niquid onto the atomiser. Trust me.

I won't lie to you, there will be times when you'll sorely miss smoking. Maybe it's a chemical thing, maybe it's psychological, or nostalgic, or whatever. Here's my big tip for you; don't beat yourself up for buying a pack of smokes. Because you know what? This "vaping" thing really, truly works. You're now smoking, what, a pack of Marlboro Red 100s per day? Give it three weeks and you'll be down to almost nothing. I know you don't believe me now, that it sounds too good to be true, but it is true.

And then one night you'll suddenly notice that you can smell again, in a way you haven't even noticed you've been missing for the past twenty-eight years, and a hamburger at the 4 Moons Tavern will suddenly taste so intense you won't be able to finish it. And vaping satisfies the cravings, and it costs less, and you can do it anywhere, and you will.

Oh, and did I mention the flavors? Remember how you always used to like a cigarette after eating chocolate, and you wished they made chocolate flavored cigarettes? Well, you're in luck ...

So don't feel guilty about having an occasional cigarette if some part of you still needs one, because I guarantee you, you're never, ever going to be a "smoker" again.

Take it easy, but take it -

Harlequin
 

5cardstud

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Mine would be,
I have spent allot of money on PVs and to save you all the money you will spend get a Buzz as your first ecig. It will end up being everything you have already bought rolled into one. In other words it's like owning all the PVs in one device. With it's 5 way protection and impeccable customer service you won't be satisfied until you do. Also stay away from VG. I know you want to use it but it gives you headaches.
 

shanagan

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Dear Shan,

Good job! The ego was a perfect choice. Too bad you didn't skip straight to the usb passthrough eGo, but it's ok, it's always - ALWAYS - good to have backups for your backups!

Your natural enthusiasm and love of exclamation points is going to bite you on the .... later... Just a head's up - pump your brakes before you decide to rave over a juice or company.

Oh, and buy more attys. Then some more. Backups to your backups wasn't a joke.

Love, Me

ps, not kidding about the backups.
 

trouble2k

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Hey Wendy,

Hurry up and get yourself a eGo kit and some good juices. Forget about that cheap kr8 kit you just got. It was only a little teaser for what is to come:) Don't worry about how much you will be spending on getting set up with what works. You won't be putting as much into this as you were smoking.

Right now, it's hard to imagine going a few hours or even a whole day without a cigarette. But, soon enough, you will love vaping so much that you won't even want one anymore. There will be moments when you think of having a cigarette, but you will soon remember how disgusting the last one you smoked tasted compared to what you were vaping. No, I'm not lying to you! Vaping will actually become your new hobby. Sounds kinda weird doesn't it? But, you're about to replace the habit of smoking cigarettes with vaping and researching all of the different ways to make it the best experience possible.

I know right now you have no intentions of completely quitting your guilty pleasure. But, you also know they are slowing taking away the life that you once lived and the one that is still to come. So, just hang on (not too tight). It's really going to be an easy ride. I promise.
 

rogerdugans

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Simple-

Past_dugans:
Don't screw around, you have smoked too much for too long.
Save money and order a GGTS and AVS NOW, and get juices from FSUSA right off the bat.
Get 3 or 4 set of cr123a batts for 6volt and a pair of 18650s for 3.7.
Get some 901HV and regular attys too.

Or you could do it your way, as usual, and waste about $450 that you can't really afford to waste.
Sincerely,
future-dugans
 

Kevin Freeheart

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Last time future-me contacted p-Me, it ended badly. So we set up protocols against it in all but extremely important situations.

To be very honest, just about all of my mistakes have been either subjective (should have gotten a different flavor from the same supplier) or a time issue. To be quite frank, several of the devices that would have rocketed me to vaping success simply didn't EXIST when I started vaping. They hadn't been modded and bragged about and ultimately made their way to mass-production. Vaping is still a VERY young industry. Some of the suppliers I buy from hadn't opened their doors. The few devices that WERE suitable were each over a hundred bucks, and that wasn't something I was going to invest in as a curiosity.

I'm a lot more interested to see what future-me would tell p-Me about vaping. Which now makes me want to build a mod...

(Turns out, my really good vaping idea doesn't exist yet. Or, well, it does. The patent for the concept - in a different industry - was filed earlier this year, meaning there aren't readily available parts to impliment it. Drat. :p )
 
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DC2

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Dear DC2,

You had a drag from your sister's electronic cigarette and pretty much knew right then and there this was going to work for you. Just remember, when you go and buy your own NPro and can't get it to work right all the time, that there are much more effective products out there. I know you think it has to look like a cigarette, and taste like a cigarette, but soon you will realize that is just absurd.

Do you really think it was the size or look of the cigarette that got you hooked? Do you really think it was the taste of burning tobacco, paper, glue and other chemicals that you needed so badly? Trust me, it wasn't. And pushing a little button to make it work right is such a small price to pay, it is almost laughable that you think you care about that right now.

Anyway, if you won't listen to me and start right off with something better, then at least know that what you are going to buy is not anywhere near as good as what you could be getting, and what you will almost certainly get eventually anyway. But even if you don't listen to me now, don't give up. This is one of the best decisions you're going to make in your entire life, even if it takes awhile for you to figure it out on your own.

Yours truly,
You
 

AngusATAT

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Hey Me,

Forget about "standard" ecigs. Buy mods. Trust me, you'll save yourself some irritation. Also, you're going to run into some threads on the ECF from folks who tried a real cig again and declared that it tasted icky, and immediately tossed them away and went back to vaping. Don't listen to these people and give it a try for yourself. You still like cigs, and you will end up smoking again for many months. Just say no, bro.

Enclosed you will find a list of winning lottery numbers. Enjoy!

-Future me
 

MXBNW

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Well said AngusATAT :)

Hey Me,

Forget about "standard" ecigs. Buy mods. Trust me, you'll save yourself some irritation. Also, you're going to run into some threads on the ECF from folks who tried a real cig again and declared that it tasted icky, and immediately tossed them away and went back to vaping. Don't listen to these people and give it a try for yourself. You still like cigs, and you will end up smoking again for many months. Just say no, bro.

Enclosed you will find a list of winning lottery numbers. Enjoy!

-Future me
 
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