Care to team up?
Seriously. There's a "ahem" upstanding woman in our community that I've been wanting to blow vapor all over.
Why?
'Bout 4 years ago (yes, I do carry a grudge) I was at a high school football game with my family. During 1/2 time, I left the school grounds, walked a block down the street to a friend's house, and hid among the trees to smoke.
I'm minding my own business, not bothering anyone, when this thing walks by with 2 other "ahem" women and says, "That is just nasty. You're killing all of us with 2nd hand smoke and I hope you die a horrible death."
Man, I'd liked to of come unglued. Visions of be-atch slapping her right up side her fat farm wife cow head.
MInd you, I'm not the violent type. Christ, I save flippin worms when it rains. I stop for turtles in the middle of the road, pick them up and carry them to the other side.
I can't even be a good Buddhist I'm still flippin mad. Just leave me the frick alone.
I think we should start an ECF WWE Smack down team.