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A RECAP FROM CALIFORNIA OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS


AMERICA: Oh my god! Coronavirus! What should we do?


CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state.


AMERICA: Wait... what? Why?


CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million people live here and we did it early, and it’s working.


KENTUCKY: Whoa... whoa... let’s not be hasty now. The president said that this whole coronavirus thing is a democratic hoax.


CALIFORNIA: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state.


TEXAS: But the president said that we only have 15 cases and soon it'll be zero.


CALIFORNIA: The president can’t count to fifteen. Nor even spell it. Shut down your state.


NEW JERSEY: Us too?


CALIFORNIA: Yes, you guys too. Just like when Christie shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state.


FLORIDA: But what about all these kids here on spring break?? They spend a lot of money here!


CALIFORNIA: Those kids invented the tide pod challenge. Shut down your state.


LOUISIANA: But wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people.


CALIFORNIA: It also kills them. Shut it down.


GEORGIA: Ok well how about we keep the state open for all of our mega churches? Maybe we can all pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes away!


CALIFORNIA: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut down your state.


OKLAHOMA: What about the tigers?


CALIFORNIA: What about a dentist. Shut it down.


WYOMING: Hold up, maybe we should go county by county like the president said.


CALIFORNIA: Stop acting like there are counties in Wyoming. There are no counties in Wyoming. Wyoming is a county. Shut it down.


PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal.


CALIFORNIA: But big death. Shut it.


WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus!


CALIFORNIA: And don’t make us explain to you why that was. Shut it down.


NORTH CAROLINA: But the republican national convention is coming here!


CALIFORNIA: SHUT... OK, fine do what you want.
 

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hey, kas - we're not shooting for reality here! :laugh:

Yeah I know, I just see these pics of all these bright eyed beautiful wemen, with big smiles on there faces, that look like they really all ready had their coffee. It was a bit refreshing to see one showing what I really feel like when I need it. :|

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A RECAP FROM CALIFORNIA OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS


AMERICA: Oh my god! Coronavirus! What should we do?


CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state.


AMERICA: Wait... what? Why?


CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million people live here and we did it early, and it’s working.


KENTUCKY: Whoa... whoa... let’s not be hasty now. The president said that this whole coronavirus thing is a democratic hoax.


CALIFORNIA: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state.


TEXAS: But the president said that we only have 15 cases and soon it'll be zero.


CALIFORNIA: The president can’t count to fifteen. Nor even spell it. Shut down your state.


NEW JERSEY: Us too?


CALIFORNIA: Yes, you guys too. Just like when Christie shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state.


FLORIDA: But what about all these kids here on spring break?? They spend a lot of money here!


CALIFORNIA: Those kids invented the tide pod challenge. Shut down your state.


LOUISIANA: But wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people.


CALIFORNIA: It also kills them. Shut it down.


GEORGIA: Ok well how about we keep the state open for all of our mega churches? Maybe we can all pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes away!


CALIFORNIA: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut down your state.


OKLAHOMA: What about the tigers?


CALIFORNIA: What about a dentist. Shut it down.


WYOMING: Hold up, maybe we should go county by county like the president said.


CALIFORNIA: Stop acting like there are counties in Wyoming. There are no counties in Wyoming. Wyoming is a county. Shut it down.


PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal.


CALIFORNIA: But big death. Shut it.


WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus!


CALIFORNIA: And don’t make us explain to you why that was. Shut it down.


NORTH CAROLINA: But the republican national convention is coming here!


CALIFORNIA: SHUT... OK, fine do what you want.

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CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million people live here and we did it early, and it’s working.

How much earlier did California start what ever it is they started than did say New York for example?
The answer could prove to be illuminating.

Sorry I found myself the subject of an irresistible impulse.
 
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CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state [...] and it’s working.
Two questions for CALIFORNIA:

1) How long do you think you can keep things shut down before you have an economic collapse that makes the Great Depression look like a picnic at Disneyland?

2) What happens to the number of virus cases the moment you re-open things because you've concluded keeping things shut down is going to end up killing more people than the virus itself ever would have?

Yes, I realize that asking these questions will not win me a popularity contest. But they are questions that should be asked.
 

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One other aspect is that high rise buildings are much more common in NYC and the five Boroughs. High rise buildings use elevators. How does one "social distance" in an elevator? Can anyone say vertically moving petrie dish?
 

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But if the economic collapse saves the life of just one child, Rossum... It will all have been worth it. And no one has ever died of an economic collapse, we'll just print more money everything will be fine, that worked out well for the Weimar Republic.

adding a "/sarc" tag which is hopefully not necessary.

Two questions for CALIFORNIA:

1) How long do you think you can keep things shut down before you have an economic collapse that makes the Great Depression look like a picnic at Disneyland?

2) What happens to the number of virus cases the moment you re-open things because you've concluded keeping things shut down is going to end up killing more people than the virus itself ever would have?

Yes, I realize that asking these questions will not win me a popularity contest. But they are questions that should be asked.
 

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But if the economic collapse saves the life of just one child, Rossum... It will all have been worth it. And no one has ever died of an economic collapse, we'll just print more money everything will be fine, that worked out well for the Weimar Republic.

Language warning: Do not click on this youtube link if a couple of f-bombs bother you.

It's a scene from the movie The Big Short. I do not know where they got the number 40,000, but regardless how accurate that number is, there is such a number...
 

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One other aspect is that high rise buildings are much more common in NYC and the five Boroughs. High rise buildings use elevators. How does one "social distance" in an elevator? Can anyone say vertically moving petrie dish?
Indeed. Elevators and extensive use of public transportation such as subways and buses.

Plus there's the fact that medical personnel who are working with COVID patients all day long go home at the end of every shift, using those same means of public transportation and elevators. I'll note that China didn't allow this in Wuhan. Everyone working with COVID patients during the height of their outbreak had to live in isolation apart form the general population (they set up dedicated facilities for this), and had to stay in isolation for two weeks after their hitch ended. I realize this would be more difficult to implement in the US, but I bet NYC has a bunch of empty hotels about now...
 

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Language warning: Do not click on this youtube link if a couple of f-bombs bother you.

It's a scene from the movie The Big Short. I do not know where they got the number 40,000, but regardless how accurate that number is, there is such a number...

But, gosh Rossum, can't we just print our way out? If people are unemployed we'll just give them an income, everything will be fine, it will just be like they weren't unemployed, they'll spend. Good times. Get the presses geared up and printing.
 

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