FDA banned by the FDA

[Bandit]

With all of the broadsword swipes the FDA has taken at, well... pretty much everything, the bull in the China shop has inadvertantly banned their own agency. Seems someone was asleep at the wheel and the ban-happy FDA swept such a broad stroke, they wound up adding themselves to their own ban-list.

The FDA has proven that any results showcased in FDA studies are inconclusive, therefore unreliable and quite possibly outright fabrications. Due to this, the FDA has ruled that the FDA is an unreliable source that is simply targeting industries and organizations based on conjecture and circumstance, not on actual scientific data.

The FDA would like you to disregard any FDA reports. Except this FDA report informing you to avoid all other FDA reports of course.

 

[kinabaloo]

It's been coming for a long time. When there's nothing left to munch, devouring yourself is all that's left.

 

[catwoman19]

With all of the broadsword swipes the FDA has taken at, well... pretty much everything, the bull in the China shop has inadvertantly banned their own agency. Seems someone was asleep at the wheel and the ban-happy FDA swept such a broad stroke, they wound up adding themselves to their own ban-list.

The FDA has proven that any results showcased in FDA studies are inconclusive, therefore unreliable and quite possibly outright fabrications. Due to this, the FDA has ruled that the FDA is an unreliable source that is simply targeting industries and organizations based on conjecture and circumstance, not on actual scientific data.

The FDA would like you to disregard any FDA reports. Except this FDA report informing you to avoid all other FDA reports of course.

LMAO, that was toooo funny, but probably something they should consider

 

[PlanetScribbles]

I LOL'd

 

[jjtx22]

Did that memo come from the Dept. of Redundancy Department by any chance?

 

[Applejackson]

Heheh. Sounds like an Onion article.

 

[Bandit]

 

[SlimXero]

hrm. interesting.