FDA Crackdown Forces Colgate To Remove Nicotine From Toothpaste

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Does nicotine have cleaning, whitening, or antimicrobial properties? ...

Nicotine provides None of those benefits. In fact, it tends to do the Opposite. But it is Highly Addictive. So what would be a Better thing to add to your Product to Increase Repeat Sales?

Adding Nicotine to toothpaste actually started in the 70's with operation "Finger Bowl". Which as a Super Secrete Clandestine plan the executive at Palmolive cooked up in conjunction a handful of Rouge Board Members at Philip Morris.

According to some Recently declassified documents, operation "Finger Bowl" involved lacing Palmolive Dish Soap with Nicotine and then promoting soaking of Housewives Hands in the tainted solution thru a National Ad Campaign.

Things went well and Smoking Rates steadily increased among households without Dishwashers in the 70's and 80's. But then Jan Miner uncovered what was happening and Blackmail both Palmolive and Philip Moris. After 10 years of Blackmail payments and diminishing ad returns, operation "Finger Bowl" was Shut Down in the late 90's.

But things didn't end at this point. Because around the turn of the millennium, a New Crop of more aggressive Corp Execs had emerged at Philip Morris. And they convinced a few like minded Board Members at Colgate to launch a New Nicotine Supplement for toothpaste called operation "Pearly White".

But this time, they just told the FDA what they were going to do. And the FDA having become a tool of Big tobacco and Big Pharma had to grit their less than perfectly white teeth and agree that it would be fine.

And that is how Nicotine got into Colgate Toothpaste.
 
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Nicotine provides None of those benefits. In fact, it tends to do the Opposite. But it is Highly Addictive. So what would be a Better thing to add to your Product to Increase Repeat Sales?

Adding Nicotine to toothpaste actually started in the 70's with operation "Finger Bowl". Which as a Super Secrete Clandestine plan the executive at Palmolive cooked up in conjunction a handful of Rouge Board Members at Philip Morris.

According to some Recently declassified documents, operation "Finger Bowl" involved lacing Palmolive Dish Soap with Nicotine and then promoting soaking of Housewives Hands in the tainted solution thru a National Ad Campaign.

Things went well and Smoking Rates steadily increased among households without Dishwashers in the 70's and 80's. But then Jan Miner uncovered what was happening and Blackmail both Palmolive and Philip Moris. After 10 years of Blackmail payments and diminishing ad returns, operation "Finger Bowl" was Shut Down in the late 90's.

But things didn't end at this point. Because around the turn of the millennium, a New Crop of more aggressive Corp Execs had emerged at Philip Morris. And they convinced a few like minded Board Members at Colgate to launch a New Nicotine Supplement for toothpaste called operation "Pearly White".

But this time, they just told the FDA what they were going to do. And the FDA having become a tool of Big Tobacco and Big Pharma had to grit their less than perfectly white teeth and agree that it would be fine.

And that is how Nicotine got into Colgate Toothpaste.
Source on these declassified documents on operation fingerbowl? I couldnt find any results about this on google search.
 
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Source on these declassified documents on operation fingerbowl? I couldnt find any results about this on google search.

That is an Interesting Story.

In early April of 2023 I was doing research on Federal e-Cigarette Policies and how the current administration might influence things when I came across this article ...


Being somewhat Skeptical, I contacted The Onion to see if I could obtain anymore Information and or Corroboration. I was pleasantly surprised when I received an almost instantaneous reply from the author of the piece, Nic D. Rolam.

Mr. Rolam told me that he had lots of 3rd Hand Accounts of Mrs. Levine's vaping. But more importantly, He told me that while researching accounts that Mitch Zeller was a behind the scenes SNUS user that He had uncovered a trove of Internal Document from Palmolive. And in these documents it outline Operations "Finger Bowl". As well as a program to put small amounts of Nicotine in New Jersey (and others!) School Lunches. Hence why some/most taste so bad.

Over the next Week or so he Sent me Numerous Documents regarding Plans to Introduce Nicotine into Non-Smokers. There was even a Highly Redacted Internal Memo from BAT about the Feasibility of coating Metal Foil with Nicotine and then circulation Rumors about DARPA Mind Ray Experiments. In an attempt to expose the "Tin Foil Hat" crowd to C10H14N2.

About this time I noticed that a Flower Deliverer Van with an inordinate amount of Antennas was parked a lot outside my house. And I kept getting calls on my Answering Machine from Buenos Aires saying things like "Get Out While You Can" and "The Snowman Eats Sourdough at Midnight". Mr. Molar had gone completely dark. And then my house was broken into and my Computer was taken.

At this point I decided that the neighborhood I lived in had really gone downhill. I mean, who orders Flowers at all hours of the Day and Night? So I packed up my things and decided to move back to the Mid-West to reconnect with my roots before the Silo Accident.

So to make a Short Story long, that is how I found out about Operation "Finger Bowl".
 
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