Florida Code (a funny)

[Mary Kay]

 

[scintar]

The trick is teaching them to let go of the Hog

once they bring it to ya.​

Holy shizit! This is great. All of it is soooo True lol

A few bumper stickers I have seen.......
Come on vacation Leave on Probation.
Tourists go home but leave your daughters.

 

[katkin]

The trick is teaching them to let go of the Hog

once they bring it to ya . ​

Good one. I've got a little desk-sign with a gator that says "I just love tourists!" (his belly is a bit on the round side...).

 

[Phorqued]

...
Know the time of day by the rain patterns...

So very, very true. But it still confuses me on those multi-day rain showers, I don't know if I should stay in bed or wake up until I reference a clock!

 

[Drayvyn]

lol! All funny and most very true =)

 

[Vaposue]

OMG all this is soooo true. I've lived in Miami all my life, and in Orlando for last 7 years.
Northern Cuba...that's hilarious!!!

 

[Katattack]

I'm a native Floridian but hubby is from Ohio. It's so funny when something is wrong in traffic he makes a remark (meant in good nature way..we rib each other) about FL drivers. I always go "umm hmm and at the front of that line the person causing the problem will have out of state plates" and they always do.

 

[klutzyleo]

I'm from MI/OH originally and will never complain about Florida drivers. I've had to drive into Detroit on a weekly basis before and nothing can ever compare to that. It's terrifying!

I am entertained by the anything under 70 is chilly one. I'm rapidly getting to that point. I was making fun of friends for that before, but now I throw on a hoodie and wish it was warmer whenever it's in the 60's.

 

[mini_art]

ROFL this is too funny, and soooo true! Might I add that you know what no-see-ums are and how miserable they can make your life!
You know enough to watch where you step on the grass because fire ants are not fun,
Yes it is 70 degrees and I am wearing a sweatshirt! LOL
Naples , Florida