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[Technobob]

David Is To Be Returned To Italy.
A bit of cultural news for a welcome change.

After a two year loan to the United States,
Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy.

His Proud Sponsors were:

.

 

[BartS]

 

[Di]

Cute Team work ------

On the count of three.... lift!

Innocence -------

Who -- Me ????? - I never touched your bamboo - !!

 

[dskarpus]

On my way to jury duty

 

[dskarpus]

*** There now are two more a - -holes in Australia. Two pals decided to shoot each other in the .... with an air rifle to see if it would hurt. It hurt only a little -- probably because both were blotto at the time. They eventually had to be hospitalized to remove the pellets.

 

[Di]

*** There now are two more a - -holes in Australia. Two pals decided to shoot each other in the .... with an air rifle to see if it would hurt. It hurt only a little -- probably because both were blotto at the time. They eventually had to be hospitalized to remove the pellets.

hahahahahahahahahahahhaah


there are a helluva lot of those over here DSK,

Like the 2 who wanted to play finger stretch with a hunting knife

they were also well juiced !!!!!!

and at the end of the night,

they both has 1 each finger less,

now if thats not stoopid, I dunno what is !!

 

[trailless]

Dang it, I came to this forum just to check and see if there was anything interesting.
Guess what. I sat here and read this whole thread... Oh well

 

[dskarpus]

Dang it, I came to this forum just to check and see if there was anything interesting.
Guess what. I sat here and read this whole thread... Oh well

 

[Di]

hahahahahha,

yes, I often just say, Oh, I better just check that out real quick,

but i get caught up reading it all, and an hour laaaaaaaaaaaaaater --

hahahahahaha --

 

[Di]

An American friend sent this one to me----------


The Queen's Riddle **
>
> Barack Obama met with the Queen of England . He asked her, "Your Majesty,
> how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can
give
> to me?"
>
> "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
> with intelligent people."
>
> Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are
> really intelligent?"
>
> The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer
> an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please
> send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
>
> Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"
>
> The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
> father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister..
Who
> is it?"
>
> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
>
> "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
>
> Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the
same
> question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
> child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
>
> "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went
> to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
>
> Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes
> in the next stall. Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me?
> Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your
> sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
>
> Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.
> "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin
> Powell!"
>
> Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No!
> you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
>
> AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL
> GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C.

 

[Technobob]

HaHaHa! That sumes up the US government perfectly hell even the Canadian government

 

[Di]

HaHaHa! That sumes up the US government perfectly hell even the Canadian government

I must admit,

I think it sums up most western governments --

hahahaahahahahaha --

they are all about ---- as sharp as a bowling ball !!!

 

[Technobob]

 

[Di]

I know I am a dummy

but -- duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh ???????

 

[Technobob]

I know I am a dummy

but -- duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh ???????

It a funny to the song by the Village People YMCA

 

[Di]

It a funny to the song by the Village People YMCA

of course,--- hahahaha

I see it now-


see I told you I was a dummy,

hahahahahahahahaahahaha

 

[Jumi]

 

[AmyLynne]

I love it

 

[BartS]

UCLA STUDY

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ... while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

 

[Di]

UCLA STUDY

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ... while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

Some men will tell you we women are like the second study --

ALL THE TIME - HAHAHAHA --